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Post by Spannerman »

:o

The old chestnut.......

If I put two hot pennies in your hand what would you do?

"Drop 'em"

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Post by Wholley »

Showing your age there Spanners.
I bet you remember Dixon of Dock Green. :wink:
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Post by Spannerman »

Wholley

Do I remember Dixon of Dock Green? I wrote it! I was also around before Pontious became a pilot.
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Post by The JaCkAl »

Go upto a girl and whisper in her ear...."What's wet and likes oral sex?"...When she says I don't know, stick your tongue in her ear. Works a treat. I've never used a chat up line in my life unless in jest...I suppose you can't really use one being serious.
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Post by goreD. »

Not a chat-up line but perhaps thought provoking !

Never get married.

To save money find a woman you hate a buy her a house..........
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
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Post by Scottish Thistle »

It's surprising that any of you ever get any women if you use half of them! :P

The most recent one to be used on me was, "Can I buy your knickers please?" :-?

It did get me talking to the guy for a few hours though!
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Post by Worthers Original »

Don't know if this one has been said...

"Oy fatso is there room for two?"
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Post by Smilie-man'81 »

Man: 'scuse me love, can you drive?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Well, back on to this then!


Do you like fruit? Suck this its a peach!


I may not be the best looking bloke here but im the only one talking to you.
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How many people have tried "You and me baby aint nothing but mammels so lets do it like they do on the Discovary channel"?
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Post by GARRYOWEN »

Is there any Irish in you .....would you like some Irish in you.
FAR AWAY SO CLOSE!
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Post by Jason The Argonaut »

Jon wrote:How many people have tried "You and me baby aint nothing but mammels so lets do it like they do on the Discovary channel"?
Sorry Jon not a fan of the Blood Hound Gang, :o :lol:
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Post by rambo »

"God you beautiful, i love every bone in your body especially mine".
Listen in men give 100% or i will thrash you till your eyes bleed!

God is airborne because he failed his commando course!
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Post by Sweet Caroline »

Some bloke used this one on me last week:

"Nice legs, what time do they open?" :-?
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Post by RobInDaUK »

Sounds like the bloke had just been watching phoenix nights SC. :lol:
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Post by Sweet Caroline »

Whatever he was watching, it didn't work Rob :lol:
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