Come on... tell us a joke!

[Frankie]

A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says
"This is the pig i have to f@#k when your not up for sex"
His wife says " I think you'll find that's a sheep"
He replys, " I think you'll find i was talking to the sheep!"

[ali_hire]

Have you heard? Jeremy Beadle has got a really big penis.

But on the other hand it's quite small!

[davidemmerson]

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[Polynikes]

What has eight legs and scares women?






















Gang rape.

[ali_hire]

Q. What do you call a Russian with Bronchitis?

A. Igorachestikov.

That tickled me!

...

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

[Paratrooper01]

How are michael jackson and santa claus the same??


























They both come out of kids rooms with empty sacks.

[ali_hire]

NEWSFLASH:

Glasgow airport bomber has been named - Singe Mijeep

In a statement he made earlier today he is said to have carried the attacks in celebration of Ramavan!

[M3LIX]

nice one How bout this:

Grand daughter goes to visit her Grandmother a day after her Grandfathers death ( You can tell this is going to be a grand joke eh?). They were having a nice conversation when the grand daughter asks
"So how did grandpa die?"
"Well...", says her grandmother, "We were actually having sex"
The grand daughter was alarmed since her grandparents were in their mid nineties!
"Arent you a bit too old for that?"
"Well no, you see we do it every Sunday at 11 O'Clock when the church bells go. He went in with the ding, and out with the dong. A nice and gentle rhythm."

There was a pause, and she swallowed before saying
"And it was going fine until the ice cream van came along"

[Stinky]

Isn't grand daughter spelt granddaughter:-?? Funny though.

[azard9330]

what have maichle jackson and whisky got in common








they bothe cum in tots