why do the sas have a boat troop?

[Leigh Dowell]

I think I've said too much about the WRABC and opened a can of worms, next you'll want to know what colour their boathouse is!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Damn !
You have foiled my cunning plan, comrade!




Вы английские воины слишком ухищренны для меня!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

WTF Stix!
Bit early to be completely marinaded in Pussers isn't it?
In fact come to think of it I think I've got some catching up to do!



Ah! thats better!
Right then anybody carrying ou the following will be fined!

Drinking R-handed
Using rank in the bar
Consuming non-alcoholic beverages
Mentioning the *****
Or asking the colour of their *********

Let the consumption begin
(AND NO FARKING NAKED_BAR ROYAL!)
I've still got mental scars from the last one!
Let

[Hostage_Negotiator]

TYPICAL
What is it with Royal?
Even when you've got kit on its normally womens!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

I noticed today in the local offy that they had a rather tremdous range of Rums,spiced dark,white,blah
What a difference in price tho'
Morgans Spice = £12.99
Pusser's = £23.99
Should be wearing a Black Mask and riding a Horse Feckin Footpad!

[Wholley]

I have tears running down me farking leg.
Sticky,
Mate that post is a classic,even by my low standards.
Made Oi Larf

Wholley.

[sittingstress]

Ho ho ho ho! So the pics of the full/not so full bottles are meant to be some sort of neanderthal display of manliness?

Well unless I am completely mistaken those bottles are accompanied in the photos by a CANDLEABRA and a POT PLANT. Pathetic, you try to come the right hard, male, testosterone fuelled man and yet BLATANTLY and on public display in your own house have 2 items of obvious girli-ness.

Get a grip of yourself man and remove said items from your house before you complete your transformation into a full blown Quentin. Unless of course................you possess other items of the same ilk?

I demand you answer yes/no as to whether or not you have the following in your house/possesion:

More than 1 brand of shampoo
Any form of conditioner
Hair "product" of any type
"Best" towels for visitors
Romantic compilation CD
Bridget Jones DVD
Olive Oil pouring thing
Rose Wine
Anti-maccassars
I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! roll with a flowered pattern

I think you get the idea.

Regards

ss

PS I disappear to the Depot for a 5 week course tomorrow morning, I expect your reply/denials/defence prior to 22:00 hrs UK time in order that I may formulate a judgement.

PPS I am very disappointed!

[sittingstress]

Fark me I have just noticed there is an ORNAMENT in the pics too!

Regards

ss

PS Going to continue packing now.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Think I'll sit this one out and let you girls sort it out between you!
( actually I'm gonna watch the Bridget Jones DVD that Stix loaned me! )

[Devils_Advocate]

I had to look up anti maccassars and IF anyone in the western world has any of these knocking about their house they need to be tied to a post at first light and mocked all day long

[Devils_Advocate]

Incidentally, I am unsure whether the creatures are an integral part of the covers or were unfortunate enough to stay still just a fraction of a second too long and were confined beneath said anitmaccassars as some form of torture.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

You are a BAD MAN!
mind you at least you had to google it!
I'm having doubts about SS maybe it was a double bluff on his part!