Would I get any extra shoes?
A girl's gotta have shoes...
Think I'll stick to the path I'm on Goldie, sure it doesn't look too good to keep changing your mind!
I've now got an advert stuck in my head, can't remember what it was for, but it went along the lines of 'Belly's gonna get ya' and was a bloke running away from a big fat beergut. Just replace the belly with a backside, and the bloke with a Crablady, and you got a female RAF recruiting ad. But that would probably put them all off....

You can have peace.
Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
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The life that I have
Is all that I have
And the life that I have
Is yours