Hello, I Wish I Was New

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 4:27 pm

Five eighty-five puts a whole new complexion on the matter

27000 X 5.85 is one hundred and fifty-seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty quid

And thank you Steve Evans, for wishing that I was new, too

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 4:52 pm

Yeh, that is if the members were of such Volume

But they aint

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 5:02 pm

Harry you are diddling yourself out of 3 pence me old china. £5.88 is the figure, 88p is the VAT which overseas customers have to pay

Of the 27000 not all are full paid up members, there is a hard core of some 200-300 regular posters, the others are either lurkers reading the posts or who are looking for old oppos. To post on the forums or join in the chatroom or contact other members you pays your dosh first, hope that helps clarify the mud. See we have two more members joined today, I have sent you two PM's, hope to see you in some friendly banter, could be interesting, v-e-r-y i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 5:09 pm

Babs moi luvver, mwa mwa. Yer tiz,
The real link is
www.servicepals.com

Calling it surplusspals was my twisted mind`s way of saying pals like Nobber and MOD are most definately surpluss.

This is what they claim
"ServicePals.com the only forces website to be endorsed by the Royal British Legion and is a great way to find your forces mates and meet new friends online. The site is open to everyone with an interest in the military."
When I clicked Royal Marines, this is what I got,
» 1 Assault Squadron RM» 1 Raiding Squadron RM» 101 RM Brigade (1939-42)» 102 RM Brigade (1940-43)» 103 RM Brigade (1940-42)» 104 RM (Training) Brigade (1942-43)» 109 Troop CTCRM» 10th RM Battalion, 47 RM Cdo (1941-46)» 116 Infantry Brigade RM (1945-46)» 117 Infantry Brigade RM (1945)» 11th RM Battalion (1940-44)» 12th RM Battalion (1941-42)» 13 Recruit Troop 1971» 15th RM Battalion (1940-43)» 16 Squad RM» 18th RM (Mobile) Battalion and Mobile Companies (1940-44)» 19th RM Battalion and RM Battalions at Scapa Flow (1940-45)» 1st battalion RM 1940-1943» 1st RM Battalion (1940-43)» 2 Assault Squadron RM
Not grouped as you would expect, i.e. 3Cdo Bde, 45, 42, 40, etc.
Iwonder if RBL are aware of how the site operates,
Tried to register as Mr Missed Muster with a username of noncy-boy, but got knocked back. When I have more time, I shall return ( as Gen McWhopper once said)

H

barbie · Post by **barbie** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 5:32 pm

Zank you dahlinks...zo you bin peeking at de site an found ze name I haz not uzed for zuch a lonk time.... pleeze only uze if you are ankry wiz me.

I shall tell you zis only once................

(and that is not an invitation for you all to take the p***, in fact I think I will ditch the Barbie soon ,I grew out of that about a century ago)

Yours Barb

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 5:49 pm

Harry, they now know The RBL do, I was contacted by members of the Media because of what the Nobbler had to say about myself and my dead son.

They, also had a list of insults that the Nobbler had dished out to ex service personnel, there were some there that even I was amazed at and along with those insults came the Endorsment from the RBL.

I contacted the RBL, and advised them of the error of the Nobblers ways as will the Media.

It should hit the Tabliods in the near future

Oh and before I forget, i did contact the site and asked the Nobbler if it would not be wiser to retract his Derisive remarks he had uttered against the ex sevices personnel, 'Silence was the Loud reply' I advised him that I had been contacted and that I in turn would be contacting the RBL.

It would appear that his royal Nobbler is above reproach and those who will not pay homage to him are DOOOOOMMMED!
so I is DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMED!

Let him call me as he will, I have broad shoulders, but his favourite Torment were those who needed a friend, and that makes him a Bullying Barsteward

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 6:35 pm

it must take nobbler hours writing all those testimonials,

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 6:50 pm

Just logged into the site......have not had a chance to check it out but am looking.......! what amazed me is that My old squad (JE16)was mentioned although it has no participants or info there.... will keep you info'd
Aye

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 7:07 pm

I do hope you guys made sure that Mike had his Crusifix with him and a Wooden Stake 0X

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 8:10 pm

Jan......Stake and Crusifix in hand along with a belly full of Garlic and a tring of onions round me neck. PM me with all the Guff on Nobbler you have and threads that have put down on also any sidekicks he may have.
I his name Nobby? if so I think I've found the prat.
Has the RBU been advised of this bastard?.....Just give me anything so I can go in guns blasing and retreat the mayhem that Will occur.
Don't worry no names no packdrill, I'm logged in there as a full member and there is no reason to suspect me or from where I come
Aye

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 8:22 pm

You sneaky devil Mike. I have the base plate set up in case you need covering fire.

Aye - Andy.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 8:56 pm

Jan... Gotcha.... Thanks for the PM and watch this space.

Andy................Get the section ready I might just need some back-up.

Why don't others sign up, the more the merryer and the more damage we could do.....HH, Andy, Rob, Bootneck, and others.....!

I dont intend to start anything til I have the place sused.... so there is time to swing the grappling hooks and climb aboard....

If you do join pse let me know your handle.
Aye

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 9:35 pm

Just had a better Idea..... how about you all join in on my reg info? say for a week one of this forum sign in on my membership guff.... that should keep em busy
Oh.....alright I'll pay the £5.88 membership fee....... Pm me if you think this would be possible and if you want my reg info.........they will still have my" email address" brand new especially for the occasion!

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 9:43 pm

I'm not sure it would work, the machine would not recognise the various real addresses incoming with your data.
I think it would be fun to wind the prat up, but as with wannabees on here, they are best ignored, eventually climbing back into their sad holes.
Let sleeping prats lie.

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 11:07 pm

Prez you are right he traces the IP addresses, and logs the country of origin

I tried it once, just to get on and give him a piece of my mind, cause that would have made him intelligent but the server picked up my IP even though I am on a dial up connection

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