Koff you daft twonk, she`s seventeen ffs.
Best I take her under my wing, methinks
Heyup Anna and welcome aboard darling
Fear you`re making a terrible mistake though
You should be joining the Royal Navy
Unless of course, you look like Anne Widdecombe.
In which case, the Army`s the right choice
Bring your gear up to my cabin after stand easy, don`t say I said 
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