ITC medical

[jstagg]

Hello all, thought i would post a question here.

I'm off to ITC on the 22nd and I know that i have to do further medical tests the only thing is my brother smokes cannabis at my parents house, as i had to go back for this week to help build a conservatory i've had no choice but to passively smoke it my self. I'm kind of worried that i could fail the drugs test at ITC, this is because regardless of what any one says medical professionals KNOW that it takes a varied amount of time for THC to leave the body.

Basically if THC was found in my blood from passive smoking is there a way to proove I'm not a smoker of it?

[EDIT]


Or am i just being an idiot

[Doc]

You answered yourself there mate really.

Like come on ffs, is there a way to prove I dont smoke dope cos my brother does it but hes near me when he does and they may find traces in my piss pot???

Christ if anyone says yes to that question every scrote and his pet horse would be logging on to beat the system

If its found your out the door, where your brother should be heading really dont you think??

[jstagg]

Could be but i was told that the medical at ITC involves a P test and even drugs done months before can be found?

[Doc]

yes mate, you are fooked really.

[Doc]

ok enough jokes, there is a way but I will deny telling you if anyone bigger than me knocks on my door asking questions, and that includes the fat ginger bird from the tshirt thread.

First strip naked and stand in the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! sink, the metalic base is very important. Dont close the blinds as the glass from the window helps refelct certain auras that need to be kept in the body area.

Secondly grab the pet cat from next door and rub baby oil into its fur, leave the bottle on the sink area as its needed later on.

Next for protection squeeze some mayonaise into a durex and place it onto your penis, hide mayo bottle. This prevents clawing and the mayo provides skin care benefits.

Then hold cat in both hands head furthermost away. Lift its tail and place your mouth around its anus. Suck as hard as you can until you feel cat poop enter your mouth. Elements of cat poop have been proven to hide dope in the blood stream if swallowed in this way.

Hold the poop in your mouth for 15 seconds then swallow and then shout "i love your sheeet little pussy!"

Now if anyone on hearing that enters the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! and sees you as described above, they will have no worries in booting your brother out of the house as the passive smoking is having an affect.

Hope it helps

Doc

[jstagg]

No way i'll try that...



or not?


lol thanks for the replies.

[Edit]

To long on the return key.

[Doc]

No way i'll try that...



or not?


lol thanks for the replies.

[Edit]

To long on the return key.

It isnt passive smoking is it???????????????

[jstagg]

Yes it is hand on my heart, but i've good reason for not being a smoker of any substance.

[Doc]

Asthma? Small lips? Brown fingers from cat shite?

[Mike90]

Oi Doc, warned you before about your abuse of God's innocent creations, now stop trying to get other people into your fruity cult!
You forgot about having to give the cat a reach around as you are sucking it's arse anyway.....

[jstagg]

No uncle got throat cancer, any way cheers for the help.

[Doc]

from sucking cat shit? or smoking?

[sportbilly42]

"umm.... I was around drugs, but I didn't smoke... I just passively inhaled.... ummmm... Honest"

Like yeah... right

It might have worked for a couple of Olympic snowboarders when they were tested positive (Ross Rebagliati even kept his Gold Medal!) and even seems to have kept Bill Clinton in the White House (until he was caught brushing Monica's teeth). But I don't THINK the army medics will be quite so lenient.

[partymarty1987]

Well..... When i was younger (14-15) all our mates smoked it. My mates were older then me, about 16. One of my mates played for Newcastle at the time and at 16, you start to get drug tested at the club. He never smoked it but hung around with all the lads that did.

So basicly he told me ages ago they can tell if your just passive inhaling it or actually smoking it etc. If your not taking it, i wouldnt be worried.

[jstagg]

Yeah sorted this now no problem.