So, just where does one put .........

[flighty]

........ one's rabbit?

Hand luggage or in one's suitcase?

I am enquiring on behalf of a mate who is jetting off to Cyprus at the weekend and whose hubby lacks a bit of imagination in the bedroom department.

She wants to take her unused Xmas pressie with her but doesn't want showing up at the x-ray machine at Ringway.

I shouted up in the pub on Friday but was met with zero responses as to where the offending paraphenalia should travel.

I can't advise her as I am not one for this sort of malarky. But I told her there would be a lot of folk on this 'ere forum who would be 'in the know.'

Help, please. You will make a lady very happy.

Jayne x

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Aviation Security Act is quite clear on this subject!
The article should be secured in hold luggage with the power source ( either dry or wet cell stored separately in sealed packages!. The power cells should be declared at the check in, as regulations differ from one airline to the next!

Failing that .......Insert friend minus batteries.... and buy some cheapies when you get to Adnan Menderes!

[AdamR]

If it goes in the hold luggage tell 'your friend' to remove the batteries from the item as vibrating baggage tends to give handlers cause for concern.

[flighty]

Cheers, H_N . Knew I could rely on you.

And I ain't flying to Adnan Menderes. Dalaman, pour moi and me mate is offski to Cyprus.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Jayne'
Always!!!!!!!!!

and now that I've seen the pics I'm booking some leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

dalaman!!
Heading south are we?

[flighty]

I get the distinct impression you think I'm telling porkies!

Listen up! If it was meself who wanted to know about transporting thingummyjigs to foreign climes, then I think I know you all well enough by now to admit it.

I, personally, can't be doing with the bloody buzzy barstewards. Even those I keep getting ads for, H_N.

Jayne x

[flighty]

Failing that .......Insert friend minus batteries....

Insert where exactly? Cyprus is a four and a bit hour flight.

I once flew back from Dalaman (also a four and a bit hour flight) ratarsed and with me thong on back to front!

Jayne x

[Wholley]

I think we need a forum just for Girlie stuff
H_N Could moderate.
I'm Romeo Alfa right now ,So I'll just Foxtrot Oscar
Night Girls.

[flighty]

Dunno about that, Wholley.

All the wefs to Wabbits on the forum have previously come from blokes.

And dildo.com

(Have managed to block the ads now, H_N, you git! )

Jayne x

[stripey588]

Put in their hand luggage,and be upfront about it.

Customs will probably have a giggle, and tell them to carry on.

[bootneck]

why not remove the batteries and shove it up her hubbies arse, maybe he`ll getr a few ideas when customs are hauling it out for him .....................thats a gen buzzz

[flighty]

why not remove the batteries and shove it up her hubbies arse, maybe he`ll getr a few ideas when customs are hauling it out for him .....................thats a gen buzzz

Now, there's discreet and elegant.

As bloody always.