Anyone Else Noticed ....... ?

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:09 pm

That Doc and Hostage Negotiator have been remarkable by their absence the last few days?

Surely, there is no skulduggery afoot?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:13 pm

Jayne

They were swopping spit this morning!

Well maybe not spit but the terrible two were at each others throats as per normal.

I don't know. A Matelot and a Crabfat, both the same sex, will it work? PASS ON THAT!

Artist

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:15 pm

H_N, you philanderer, you!

Who will guard my honour now that you are on the other bus?

Jayne (No kisses for you, you swine)

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:18 pm

Truth be told Jayne they were talking about............ JOGGING together!

What is Jogging please anybody?

Artist

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:24 pm

Whilst reposing outside a watering hole last night we saw a few folk indulging in this 'jogging' malarky.

Looked a damned silly pastime to me as they shuffled PAST said boozer instead of calling in for a dandelion and burdock which is what we normal folk do.

Wouldn't catch me doing it, that's for sure.

Jayne x

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:43 pm

The guy who "Invented" Jogging died Jogging!

I'll stick to a Motor even if my passenger shits a brick when I go fast!!!

Artist

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:56 pm

It does shift a bit, your motor.

But, hey, after a few sherberts and a re-run of U2 on the radio, who gives a monkey's!

Jayne xxx

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 10:55 pm

err..................no comment!

Call me gay if ya like...........BUT JOGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H_N is in the shower..bet hes used all the hot water

Im out of the wardrobe and back in bed with his missus , the git came home early and Ive been in there all bloody night!! (wardrobe that is

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flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:04 pm

Pah!

A likely story! We know what you've been up to .... got the pics and everyfink.

How's the chafing? Tea Tree Oil is my recommended remedy.

Jayne xxx

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:11 pm

Im going outside.................I maybe sometime

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:15 pm

Good rubbing, that man!

(I was lying about the webcam.

)

Jayne x

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:46 pm

Was away to me pit just then but, coincidentally, the last bottle of Carlsberg winked at me from within the confines of the fridge ..... just as H_N logged on.

So, then, Gaz ...... wot you been up to?

You are amongst friends here, mate. Spill 'em! Your secrets are safe with us!

Jayne xxxx

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:52 pm

And there's the answer, chaps. On and off in a matter of minutes!

Doc ...... H_N ....... you little tinkers, you.

Jayne .

Hostage_Negotiator · Post by **Hostage_Negotiator** » Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:58 pm

There are some people on here who should
FARKIN STANDBY!
Honestly I go away for 5 mins and what do I get (apart from associated with the Queer Matelot Care Bear!) nothing but abuse! For the information of Jayne, Pseudo Painter and Gay Bandy I was at Peterborough Mil Hosp Wg. seeing if they can rebuild my arm so's I can get back to the real world! No suprise tho' to hear about the Quack being in the closet! He's like a farkin cuckoo...in....out....in.....out!

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