Diddle um, diddle um dum dum, Ultimate Farce, Henno Garvie

[harry hackedoff]

He deffo isn`t gay before you start
What the fork happened?
Series two was endex and then the bloated ex-Eastender star(don`t say rear ender ffs) surfaces with a whole new Red Troop
What happened to the Scottish geezer, Jamie the Manc, that posh bird etc etc?
Confused of Perth

And according to his missus, he`s not bi sexual, neever

I know you girls are pining for series four to start but out here in the Colonies, we`se a tad adrift
And how come a fat veteran of twelve years in the HGC blinks like a girl as he fires, ffs? What`s that all about?
Diddle um, diddle um dum dum.
Did I mention he was straight?
Kin hope so

[harry hackedoff]

Diddle um diddle um dum dum.
According to his website,

”Ross Kemp can temporarily cure impotency in all male species with a special combat technique.”

I`m sure his missus agrees with that

[SO19]

Harry, the first two series were just about watchable, but after that, I haven't a clue what happened.

[harry hackedoff]

It`s light entertainment mate.
With the emphasis on "Light"
But seriously, you have to leave UK to realise how good the telly is there
Do you have "biggest loser" for eg? Take twenty extremely fat bastards, subject them to ritual humiliation every night on National TV, bin the one who loses the least weight every week, take twelve weeks to find a winner, give him a national advertising campaign about how thin he is now
It`s hoofing
Not

Diddle um diddle um dum dum

[flo]

I dont care i just perve them

[terryrat]

Youll be saying next you like The Unit... ....... they are all the pits in real terms i mean how can a geezer just drop into bandit country become an overnight hotshot with pira be given all info without checking him out aaaaaaah need i do this naaaaaah hell think i shall just brick the box, shame the six nations just in its third week better hang on for a bit

[barbie]

you an me both girl, its the uniforms that do it,and added perks if you get the uniform off and the bods fit, just memories now....ahh sad.
barb

[harry hackedoff]

Terry, the Unit is unbelievable
It is true though in`t it
We have three channels down here, besides the ABC and they are pure shite mate. How many farking versions of CSI do they want ffs? It`s no exaggeration to say that the best thing on OZ terrestrial tv is often the Bill
I watch Ultimate Farce because it`s hilarious, like when fat Henno topped the troop pig because he was shagging one of the lads missus We’ve all done that!
ABC tries to get the good stuff from UK tv but it`s a hard job. OZ tv`s greatest export is not summat like ROME or I, CLAUDIUS or Brideshead, etc.
Sadly it`s Neighbours and shite like Australian Idol or Big Bruvver get record audience figures.
What is good down here is the cable channels. Progs about blokes getting pissed while the fish, that`s what the public really needs Or what nouvelle cuisine means to the abbos. That one really is hillarious
Before you chuck the Goanna on the fire mate, slit it`s skin and poke some cloves of garlic in there. I can just imagine gourmet abbos argueing over which is best, chinese or french garlic . Not They`d be wasting too much time getting shite-ers.

However, I digress. Is there anyone else in the SAS as fat as Ross Kemp?

Even his swede is fat

He looks like Shrek ffs

[terryrat]

Thanks aitch had me in fine fettle that lot yes err sorry no, no one that big in the SAS if they have god help the world ha ha