As it happens mate....
After one ANZAC Day Pde we ended up sharing a bar,( in the Commodore I think,) with Para Regt. I was as shit faced as I hadn`t been shit faced for years

and enjoyed meself all afternoon baiting Elmers young matelots

How I never got well filled in is beyond me

I did hear several times from the Red and Green machine, "Oi, Elmer, do yerself a flavour and fark off son, he`s enjoying himself"
Elmer had booked two floors of the hotel and on each floor he had installed a couple of ladies on a sort of "hot bunk" routine. Such organisation! Superb
Did you know that US sailors are called Swabbies, btw? Well you do now
By way of an explanation for my behaviour(rather than an excuse, obviously

) I
had been on parade at 05 00 and was getting stuck right into the free rum at 06 15. By 09 30 I`d had at least twelve large rums plus several pints as chasers and that was before we stepped off on the main parade, ffs

Then I foolishly thought I would have an hour or two free from rum. But sadly that was not to be the case
Hip flasks everywhere it was, and all filled with Pussers

They made me drink, they forced me to do it

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