PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

[goldie ex rmp]

Goldie.... I cant think of a better place to wake up...... Emmmm .. a Room full of Royals....... Oh how I do love breakfast in bed!!!!!
Being an Retired Royal I should know xxxxxxxx

anyone for Navy Cake ???

[goldie ex rmp]

Port-hole pudding was the norm during the days of sail, ask JR he was gunners mate on the Victory, along with Mike, did hear it was a way of pushing piles back, used by surgeons assistants.

thank god for anusol

[goldie ex rmp]

sticky don't you sleep mate ??

[El Prez]

The family of Johnny Cash have refused an advertising agency permission to use "Ring of Fire" as the backing music for a Preparation H Advert. Honest!

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.j ... tid=106165

[Artist]

Ell Robberto

Have nearly followed through after reading your post!

Let the Piles lie low, Let us throw them to and fro. Tie them in a knot or tie them in a bow. etc, etc,

Swine that you are!

Artist

[bootneck]

The family of Johnny Cash have refused an advertising agency permission to use "Ring of Fire" as the backing music for a Preparation H Advert. Honest!

they sure as hell would have made, "Piles" of, "Cash"

[reeves]

ah your suffering from they old 'tap dancers curse' i can't think of anything to help as iv never had them ,im only 19 , nevermind im shore my time will come..............

[Artist]

To whom it may concern.

Thet went AWOL in Oct last year! Up the flue and away!

Latest problem..........................Life, and joined up writing!

Artist

[reeves]

i do apologise my good man for the trauma i may have caused by bringing ''the curse'' up again, it must of been a testing time for you and after all that you went through you've come a cropper again,i haven't yet mastered the dark art of joined up writing on my pc-any tips for us begginers ow wise one..............

[Artist]

reeves

No probs Oppo. I'm a leaping and a hopping and saying Yaa boo sucks to Chalfonts now! (as long as me ar*e points down...and it does, I'm Mr Happy)

Artist

[Andy O'Pray]

It was reported yesterday that Johnny Cash' family have banned a haemorroid avertisment from using his hit song "Ring of Fire". You are not allowed to sing it Steve.

Aye - Andy.

[A SQAUDRON 21]

It was reported yesterday that Johnny Cash' family have banned a haemorroid avertisment from using his hit song "Ring of Fire". You are not allowed to sing it Steve.

Aye - Andy.

Better still "wipe your arse with a gorse bush from woodbury"

[mutley2002]

ask your doc to prescribe some scheriproct ointment twice a day til the swelling reduces, then ask for the banding to be done.
the ointment really works well. we prescribe it to all our bad cases, then either band or operate.
joking aside i hope this helps
sorry i dont do private clinics!! good luck