Ask Doc, even he’ll tell you he’s well farkin ugly.
Come to think of it Ianto, that’s probably the reason you never trap
"Ow ru doin? I`s Ianto see, I`s well farkin ugly like, inneye?"
"S`right, you are. Now piss off. Me an Trace are out on the lash and you are cramping our style
"Try telling them how attractive you are, to a certain kind of woman that is, an inteligent woman, a perceptive woman, a woman who can look below the surface and recognise the sensitive soul that lies within, a woman so shit-faced she’d shag anything that was still warm
Val, you really should talk to Doc, he’s got this persona on here of an ugly old plums rate who couldn’t trap his parts in a door and is ever so slightly camp. (Largely due to my efforts obviously
)But underneath that veneer of sexual naivety there beats a Welsh heart, strong and true
Besides being a sexual dynamo, bon viveur, raconteur and lately a philanthropist, he’s only just turned thirty-one.
And he’s actually a terrific shag
