Great Quotes.Any others?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Thu 13 Nov, 2003 3:52 am

"I am totally opposed to private education in all it's forms"

Diane Abbot.

Yer right you two faced sactimonious bitch!

"I'll be home for ten dad, honest"

My Mk3 daughter at 1900hrs Wednesday the 12 nov 03. Now 0348hrs Thursday 13 nov 03 still waiting for the :lilangel: Not a happy Hector!

Artist

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Thu 13 Nov, 2003 4:20 am

Gen. Armstrong Custer said at the battle of Little Big Horn "Where did all the F#$cking Indians come from?"

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Thu 13 Nov, 2003 12:58 pm

While in the back of a bus

"this is like Speed 2, but in a bus instead of a boat"

- Millhouse Van Outen

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 1:17 am

Field Marshall Sir Gerald Templer
to Lord Louis Mountbatten.
"Louis,you are so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a screw".
Wholley.

BenChug · Post by **BenChug** » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 8:06 am

"It takes more courage to retreat than Attack in the Soviet Army"
Stalin, after ordering "Not a Step Back order

And I personally think that this is my favorite especially after being to Bosnia and actually seeing Ethnic Cleansing take place..

Never think that war no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.

Ernest Hemingway

This one relates to trying for the Royal Marines and such.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

- Winston Churchill

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 10:44 am

"Its not the success that counts, but the struggle."

Part of the olympic creed

Jason The Argonaut · Post by **Jason The Argonaut** » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 11:03 am

This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

Jason The Argonaut · Post by **Jason The Argonaut** » Mon 15 Dec, 2003 4:29 pm

At the end of the day it is the individual fighting soldier who carries the battle to the enemy. Sir Andrew Agnew commanding Campbell’s Regiment (Royal Scots Fusiliers), giving orders to his infantrymen before the Battle of Dettingen in 1743 shouted; "Do you see yon loons on yon grey hill? Well, if ye dinna kill them, they’ll kill you!"

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 15 Dec, 2003 4:42 pm

"My round? F*ck off, I was having a sh*t!"

A.N. Other.

Artist

RobT · Post by **RobT** » Mon 15 Dec, 2003 5:09 pm

The New Bisto advert:

"Haha, look at that bloke in the background he's even got Manboobs!"

Woman says "Thats my Mother"

jos · Post by **jos** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 1:35 pm

Pa Pa!
the baby has just fell into the fire..

'Don't poke him son, he'll last till morning'

Can't think of wher where I heard that one.....

chunky from york · Post by **chunky from york** » Tue 30 Dec, 2003 5:23 pm

Edict from the Great Khan Genghis:-

'The floggings will continue until morale improves'

BenChug · Post by **BenChug** » Tue 30 Dec, 2003 11:05 pm

The last words of Alexander the Great

Aide - "Sire to whom to you leave your empire?"

Alex - "To whoever is the strongest."

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Wed 14 Jan, 2004 4:39 am

"It's not in the history of civilisation for peace ever to reign.Never has in the history of man...I doubt that we'll ever have a time when the world will actually be at peace".
General Tommy Franks.United States Army.
Wholley.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Wed 14 Jan, 2004 5:35 am

I am nothing but a poor sinner, trusting in Christ alone for salvation. Robert E. Lee

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