Brothers in Arms

[owdun]

I think you have the right idea,Muts,throw us a can and let's watch the
cat fight.

Aye.Owdun.

[Grungey]

Hellooooow honey, I dont usually like dark meat but Id be surely pleased to make an exception fer y`all.
Dont have me no sisters there sister.
I sees y`all "ain inta guys", well honey, I think your trouble is that guys ain inta you. Ma speriance of galls like you(of which there have bin mor`n some) is that y`all ain had the right guy there. Else you are uglier than an old bloodhoun. An if`n them airbornes ain sliding it to ya, well hell you must be painfully so. I bets they all calls you Butch, jes like an ole dawg
An I am PROUD to be one Redneck Marine, UNNNGGGAAAAAAH
Hi Mickey, you speakin of purses remine me of one time me an Gunney Sanderson was gettin hard times from a femail captain over at supply, we`s all the times gettin short change on platoon reqests. So we givvin the supply corporal one bad mouthin when she says its cause her capt wont sign anything seein as hows she so busy an all, there boy.
Anyhows the capt was listening to all the shit we was givin an hell boy, she may be dumb but she sure ain stupid enuff to tangle with two Gunry Sgts. So, after we left she ripps it outa that lill corporal, till that lill thing wus cryin bad there boy.
Now old Gunnie Sanderson, why he got one hell of a wild hair up his ass bout this, an he determined to scratch it. Man, that good ole boy he can bear a grudge fer long times boy.
He gets his chance two weeks later as he joggin by the P.X. That bitch pulls in jes in front of him, gets herself out of the vehickle an commences talkin to sombody commin out of there As Sandy`s runnin by the car he see the purse on the passenger seat, drags it out the window an he chops the biggest log right inta that bitches purse an drops it back on the seat there boy, Pity he dont notice the major sat in back too stunned to speek.
Well I`s out tonight with the lill thing from the gook to go, y`all no how it is with slope food doncha? Hell soonas you finish one, why y`all gots to have another.
Elvis he about as popular as a yankee faggot roun here Mikey jes dont beleive that crap yall see on the t.v. boy

[harry hackedoff]

Really?
Well what can one say?
Thanks, Elmer, for shattering my illusions. Always thought that Elvis was straight, meself. Oh, and white of course. And heterosexual.
When you look at Michael J, who now looks like an Italian, you may have a point. Not.
By the way, have you ever pumped the neighbour`s dog?
Bet you`d like to.

Y`all come back now, y`hear?

Aye think not

Further to that, what`s a gook to go?

[Screaming Eagle]

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Pretty hot.
Hey Gunny your Mamas so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
You might be a redneck if...
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your junior prom had a day care.
You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
Your wifes hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Soooooooooweeeeeeee.

Jo beth

[harry hackedoff]

Screamin monthlies, you didn`t mention line dancin, there boy.
Before going off the net I perrused Elmers posts elsewhere and I have a question.
What is "Faggotry" Is it the 14th century crime of stealing bundles of firewood?
Just curious, is all.
We got fried chicken an dumplins for ya, so drop right in

Aye, Harry

[owdun]

A faggot is a Black Country dish,made from offal and other disgusting bits

of animal rubbish,and is eaten with pea's and chips.What it's got to do

with the art of shirt-lifting is vague,but there are some possible links

if you let your imagination run wild,or are a relative of Grungey.

Aye Owdun.

[Grungey]

Shoot, Darlin, why y`all need that bull dyke when you can have some Prime Allabama Male.
Yall can surely sashay real nice there boy, with that hair a swayin
Fact of it is yall look like you got some American in you. No? Bet you`d like some. Send me a e mail an we get to no each other there Darlin.

Real purdey, yessir UNNNGGGAAAAAAH

[Grungey]

Hey baby, that`d be one hell of an Allabama spit roast, if`n yall get my driff
Surely could get you a Green, but first I have to divorce ma cousin, Noleen. No problemo, as she bin livin with ma brother Frankie for mostly six year. She surely got the best end of that deal. Not.
The Few The Proud, we do it out loud
One PROUD Redneck Marine

[Mike]

Yup Grumpy, I did hear that Hogs squeel abit, What say you to a nice bit of cracklin? :morning:
We see on TV here that there were one hell of a lot of faggots (your word) in Menfis last week, all rejoycing in the Kings life, but hey he was seen over here, in c@#t last week on a park bench with Lord Lucan, Glen Miller and JFK, all singing that good old Barbershop song "Who'l take my place when I'm gone"......

[Screaming Eagle]

Lorraine
You just ignore that Gonorrhoea Sergeant Grungey,he aint nothin but an ignorant redneck.
I didn't know you were married,but if you like we can "talk" using the Private Message system on this forum.I really like the look of you,looks as though you could take the kick of an M16 on full auto and then some.
Just imagine that young fool Crap Hat (whatever that means) thinking you were a man.That young boy has some hard learning to do before he gits hisself a woman.
I have got to go to Fort Hood soon to take my advanced Para Medics exam so I will be away from a computor for a while.
All you good people take care of yourselves.
Jo Beth

[El Prez]

Does anyone remember QARNNS, soft little things in starch and soap. So what happened to female medics. They are starting to sound like Mike Tysons worst nightmare. (North Sea Tigress, rest easy girl)

[North Sea Tigress]

Something tells me the budgie wouldn't fit in to the Quick and Randy Nimble Nursing Service!! :rainbow1:

[El Prez]

Methinks forsooth yooth right! Probably the same comedian in schizoid mode. Still makes oi smile, and there was poor old Loz putting the baby oil into the micro wave in anticipation.
There's that bloody whistling noise again.....wotdyer mean incomi...........

[North Sea Tigress]

If it is, two for the price of one...saves on baby oil!!!

[Grungey]

Watch your step there, mister. Yall impuning the reputation of a Southern Gentleman. And what kinda Marine is called north sea tigress, there boy.
Mus be another one of them preverts
Thank you kindly for replyin to ma e-mail Lorraine, sweet thing. How ever I prefer one on one, ifn yall gets ma driff there boy.