HELP! Court fine preventing joining army -!!!

[l2aven]

Hi Guys,
My name is Kieran Hughes. I have been accepted to the British army as an officer in theory, all i have to do is pay off my court fine in order to start my training. I am currently unemployed, this is because i have a criminal record, and therefore am finding it hard to get a job and pay off my fine. I really need to find somewhere or someone from whom i can take the required money and pay off the fine, then join the army, and then pay it back a.s.a.p (which would be quick as most things are heavily subsidised in the army). Please if you have any idea's please help me, many thanks - Kieran.

[Tab]

Will the Army still take you with a criminal record...Also if you can't pay the fine now whats the chances of you paying any one back that loans you the money

[sportbilly42]

Please if you have any idea's please help me, many thanks - Kieran.

Hi Kieran, I've got a great idea.....

Rob a bank..... (Try watching any film with Jason Statham in it if you need some details or to fill in the gaps for my brilliant idea....... )


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(Okay... it's a silly idea really but YOU fekin started it....!)

..... I really need to find somewhere or someone from whom i can take the required money

.....then join the army, and then pay it back a.s.a.p (which would be quick as most things are heavily subsidised in the army).

Yeah..... that's right ..... officer material you are....

....... officer in theory, all i have to do is pay off my court fine in order to start my training. I am currently unemployed, this is because i have a criminal record, and therefore am finding it hard to get a job and pay off my fine

I take it you're not very good at theory.... I rather suspect the 'fine' must be quite substantial if you're having to beg for help.....

You're not this bloke are you?

[l2aven]

OK, so maybe my post wasn't as well worded as it could have been. I did not literally mean "take" the money, merely borrow - and of course i could pay it back once on the payroll with the army. But thanks for all you "help"

[Firstmate]

You've got a criminal record, owe money and want to be an officer in the Army. So, in order to try and resolve your problems you ask on an internet forum for advice. Fine officer material. Heaven help us!!!!

[iidesu]

"take the required money"? does that mean "steal" or "rob"?

[ofens]

ROFL... this is fantastic stuff...!
This kind of material is what makes the ISP charge worth every penny.

[Hyperlithe]

Don't you have anything you can sell?

[sportbilly42]

Don't you have anything you can sell?

Pert buttocks perhaps?
Could make a mint in a couple of weeks in certain parts of London if you're prepared to go that 'extra mile'.... How committed are you?

[Tab]

The extra mile Billy, sounds like some has thoughts of grandeur