I've been tracing his family tree as I'm a genealogy buff.
One of his ancestor's,Tolgar"The Incontinent"Hackedoff was put o death for liberating the eight-track from Queen Bodecia's favorite chariot and leaving it up on bricks.
Another was implicated in the murder of Julius Caesar.
Crassius"The Crass"Hackedoff had it away on his toes before Centurion Knacker of the Collesium could feel his collar.
It is believed he stowed away on a Galley heading for Liverdinium.
Bill Shakespeare is often mis-quoted on this event.
What Caesar really said was"Et Tu,Hackedoff?"Not Brute who was really a nice senator from Illinoius.
) but biting 'ey?! It seems there are quite a few of you with some 'unusual' sexual tendencies on here then... 
I'm still recovering from bring exposed to a certain pic of Harry (I think it was Harry). 
