Porn star names for next yomp.............!?

DOLLY DOLMAN · Post by **DOLLY DOLMAN** » Sat 21 Jun, 2003 4:41 pm

that would make me "bluey greenwood" has nice ring to it, can i have a small part in the movie (lol)

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sat 21 Jun, 2003 5:48 pm

Bluey bloody Greenwood?

Bluey Greenwood lives next door to me, small world, eh?
He`s a transvestite as well

Nice bloke.
Aye,

Black Rat · Post by **Black Rat** » Sun 22 Jun, 2003 8:59 pm

All we need now are suggestions for the script.

I have already had El Pres's 'blowpipe' in my mouth!

I swear the tip was rusty and there was a spot of woodworm in the shaft.

I had to remember not to suck as he said I would get a nasty suprise if I did.

My crewmate had to hold it for me as my hands trembled so much I couldnt hold it steady. Pres said my grip was to firm and I needed to relax.

Perhaps you better explain Rob b4 we are accused of being a right pair of
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El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Sun 22 Jun, 2003 9:02 pm

Can't help, honest, I'm still shaking too much!

Left me drained.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 22 Jun, 2003 10:16 pm

Black Rat.......... Here goes.....!

Stob, Stob she crid as he nurgled on the sober, her gynacologicals were past ending before going behind for a hurrican slap..... to be continued... by someons else!

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Sun 22 Jun, 2003 10:47 pm

STOB, she crid as he fudged her on the soda. She was in exeter when he partied her uncles!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 23 Jun, 2003 8:53 am

Ifen I combine the pets name and the street name I get;

Molly Coppice. Got a damn good ring to it.

Coppice Molly sounds like an illegal sex act! (lets all Coppice Molly!!!!)

Aye Artist

Black Rat · Post by **Black Rat** » Mon 23 Jun, 2003 7:29 pm

Lights, camera..........ACTION!!!!!

Sloooowwwwlllllyyyyyyyyyy and pashhunately thier lips skwelcheley met,
then she crossed her legs and Pres's glassess fell off!

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Mon 23 Jun, 2003 9:48 pm

I only wear them for reading, writing, driving and general purpose looking.

You wait till you get the urge for a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer, best you get yourself to Sainsbugs asap!

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 2:18 pm

Um a bit late but mine would be 'Muffin Place' or 'Muffin High'

Worth waiting for.....NOT!

Oakers · Post by **Oakers** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 2:25 pm

Jules I think that's rather apt considering

I'm now considering chamging my name officially by deed poll to Bonnie "deep throat" Temple.

Has a nice ring to it don't you think, especially catchy if I ever get a job in local Government

Or if I become a Clergyman

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 3:18 pm

'Deep Throat'? 'Nice Ring'? 'Clergyman'? STOP!!!!

Oakers · Post by **Oakers** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 3:22 pm

Is that a question or are you stating that I have a nice ring?

Sorry Jules, the level has now been established...........and it's somewhere down there just below the ankle

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 3:37 pm

That high?

Oakers · Post by **Oakers** » Mon 30 Jun, 2003 3:42 pm

No you're right, who am I trying to kid

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