honesty time

[skygod75]

Out on the lash once and told some bint I was related to henry VIII ... fell for it hook line n sinker. Very GOOD shag was had later on too, but then she was a squaddie groupy so could have told her owt far less extravagant!

[mfat_man]

ever done something proper waltish

its time for waltish confessions, a true test of bravery and integrity

i once left cam cream on after my first excersise to look wary to my girlfriend and left it on during sex

but to be fair i couldnt be arsed to wash it off anyway

anyone else got anything paticulary sad whos got the balls to admit it?

First time I got bugged out I left the PW behind... didn't do that again in a hurry ... its a long story but I am honest enough to admitt it!

[WEBSTERS]

NOT MYSELF!!!, but on holiday this year while in a bar i noticed two quite heavily built guys with spray on vests trying to pull the women to my amazement one of them had the SAS cap badge tatto'ed on his arm!!. I pity him if he ever bumps into a Hereford bloke. I really wanted to say something cause obviously he wasn't, not that i am but my best mate is an i know how dam hard it was for him, an totally respect what he's done an anyone else who's made it to Hereford.
Cheers.

[SiD]

Didnt leave my cam cream on but once upon a time I played a casualty at an open day, did a great job of bandaging a broken bone to my leg and covering it in fake blood it looked great, gunshot wound to the stomach was faked with loads of gauze also soaked in fake blood....
So whaere the funny bit you ask, well I ended up in bed with a young lady thast night and in all the excitement didnt get round to washing, we both woke up in the morning hung over, not knowing each others names and we were covered in fake blood stains, the duvet etc too, it was worse than washing beetroot stains out of a carpet.
I will never forget waking up looking down at myself naked and thinkin...'what the fu...'
Needless to say the young lady in question was a good sport about it.
So not bad heh? Gunshot wound to the stomach, broken leg and i managed to drink 7 pints and get laid after, beat that one Walt.