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Post by Awalcott »

All very good here chaps, nice poems.
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Post by Artist »

Imaginative response. :o

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Post by flighty »

I concur with Jayne

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How classy to mention Spike Milligan! a military man at one time and a writer of top notch poetry!

I find his one about the Baboon who wanted to fly to the sun (or was it the moon?) quite good for running to. As I pound my flabby bod' into shape I recite the parts I know ''...Mile after mile he galloped in style, but never once left the ground, your flying too slow said a passing crow, try reaching the speed of sound..." If that starts to lose effect I start chanting the Postman Pat theme :oops:

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On Spike Milligan's tombstone I believe .....

''I told you I was ill.''

Jayne x

btw Benjo ..... get yersen onto Messenger for more efficient comms.

(Agen everyone .... diddya catch me learning the lingo ''comms'' diddya diddya!!! )
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Post by flighty »

Here's one to sing to your pre-school bairns;

Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying
Pat was nearly crying
He's never seen a cat as flat as that.

Hope they like it! :D

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Shit and bollux H_N ....... you were right all along about the 'Lambrini induced ramblings.'

Hey ho ..... one week of skool left and then watch out!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Hostage_Negotiator »

Language Timothy!!!!
and it's "Watch and Shoot!" not "Watch out"
Your progress is painful and often slow Grasshopper!
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Kiss it, glasshopper. :D

Nighty night .....5 sleeps till the end of a VERY LONG TERM! :o

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Fools are full of everything,
Rubbish, Shite and Crap,

Soldiers are full of everything to,
Laughter, pain and memories,

Of the goodtimes and the bad,
Do you wonder why I feel so sad?

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Post by sneaky beaky »

Flighty,
How naive do you think I am?!!
My language is probably very close to yours!!
Lots of Love,
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Sneaky ....... love you to bits, my mate! (kiss, kiss, kiss) :D

ps how is the 'new drink' making up? :roll:

Jayne xx
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Post by Wholley »

Jayne.
I believe Spike's Gravestone read's"Under This Sod Lies Another One"
The Artist formerly known as Artiste can probably back me up on that. :o
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Post by flighty »

I stand corrected ....... as always.

Kinell ...... ain't much room under this security blanket. :roll:

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Post by Chappy »

Found this old thread whilst having a browse:-

http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/cforums ... .php?t=352
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