Which would you do?

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 4:39 pm

So your about to get in the taxi, your covered in kebab but you can make a judgement even though your pished.
You can choose to bed either of the "women" below.

Will it be A "The ugly old woman" ?

Will it be B "Post operative transexual" ?

The choice.............is yours!

Chappy · Post by **Chappy** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 4:40 pm

Well aslong as she isnt pre-op..........................

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 4:46 pm

And if anyone ops for using their own........

Then which one will you be thinking of?

Bliartheliar · Post by **Bliartheliar** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 4:49 pm

The trans. As long as a) i was pissed and b) my mates didnt know about her/him/it.

Are you gay if you shag a transexual woman? Are you gay if you bugger a transexual man?

Rocko · Post by **Rocko** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 5:10 pm

Bliartheliar wrote:The trans. As long as a) i was pissed and b) my mates didnt know about her/him/it.

Are you gay if you shag a transexual woman? Are you gay if you bugger a transexual man?

are you gay if they bugger you?

sneaky beaky · Post by **sneaky beaky** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 6:03 pm

I would always go with the old lady, following the maxim that;
They don't yell, they don't tell and they're grateful!!
Sneaky

Gazza85 · Post by **Gazza85** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 7:23 pm

I think i would have to go with the tranny as for the following reasons.

1. Your drunk, it could make her look more fit
2. Beer wont make that old woman look that much younger.
3. Shes a post op not a pre op.
4.Its all pink inside

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 7:51 pm

Im starting to worry about you lot!! Id go for the hand and not let on what Im thinking!

Cliodna · Post by **Cliodna** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 8:12 pm

Doc,
I'd have no option BUT to have to go for the hand

SpooK · Post by **SpooK** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 8:37 pm

these kind of questions keep me awake all night

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 8:43 pm

sneaky beaky wrote:I would always go with the old lady, following the maxim that;
They don't yell, they don't tell and they're grateful!!
Sneaky

Sneaky!!! And there was me thinking you were a real gentleman!

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Sat 23 Apr, 2005 9:12 pm

Mrs Palm and her five daughters.

; but whose palm and whose daughters.

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Sun 24 Apr, 2005 2:26 pm

Cliodna wrote:Doc,
I'd have no option BUT to have to go for the hand

Now now now Loz you that isnt true, a bit of lettuce nibbling is great for us men to watch/ponder over...............hang on be back later something urgent has come up!!!!!!!!

I'll put you down for the Pre-op transexual maybe.....???

sneaky beaky · Post by **sneaky beaky** » Sun 24 Apr, 2005 7:38 pm

Sorry Flighty - but you don't even come close to that picture or description!!
Am I now restored to gentleman?
Sneaky

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