I want one for Christmas

[Archie]

Ok so you can get all the Barbie stuff, Trailer trash Barbie, bondage slut Barbie etc How about an Action Man range..


First would have to be Action Man Royal Marine. He looks perfectly normal until you see that he is hung like a donkey, can drink all night and still get out of his pit in the morning.

Then there could be Inaction man . Geoff Hoon in a suit, chin gone AWOL and a look of confusion in his eyes.



How about Action Man Paratrooper, one huge bergan and a tiny pair of tatooed legs peeking out from underneath.

Action Man 3 Badge Matelot. Box contains 20 blue liners and a light duties chit.


Action man Helicopter pilot. Box contains 1 pair of Rayban Aviator glasses, One photo (B&W) of Angela Rippon and one packet of condoms.


Action man SBS, Black box full of black water with a trail of bubbles and a limpet mine.


Action man Former Bootneck. Box contains an internet ready PC, a bottle of pussers rum and a years subs to Military forums.

[Gazza85]

You can get a royal

http://www.dragonmodelsltd.com/html/70267top.htm

[Archie]

Yes but is he hung like a Donkey, can he leap tall buildings at a single bound,

Of course he can.

[Gazza85]

Yes but is he hung like a Donkey, can he leap tall buildings at a single bound,

Of course he can.

Yes the donkey upgrade is available at your nearest Toys R us. As for leaping tall buildings you could always chuck him out the window

[Jason The Argonaut]

I just thank God that the American people had the sense to re-elect a president who isn't afraid to say"BOO"

Sense, re-elect and Bush don't belong in the same sentence, but there you go.

And here's Bush when he's not playing soldiers.

[Jason The Argonaut]

But why settle for Soldier Bush when you can Have Safari Tony What a twat

[Archie]

and I see Tones hands are perfectly shaped for his only purpose in life. (Thinks, is his ring similar? It probably is , the way he's getting shafted)

[Chappy]

Wholley :-

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/200 ... shdocs.pdf

[Wholley]

Action man Helicopter pilot. Box contains 1 pair of Rayban Aviator glasses, One photo (B&W) of Angela Rippon and one packet of condoms.


Action man SBS, Black box full of black water with a trail of bubbles and a limpet mine.

Not gonna stop laughing for a week.Angela Rippon?Seem to remember she had a nice bum.
Got your Raybans then,Prez?