How Dodgy are you?

[wilson]

112 years in prison!
£9500 fine!
Possibility of death penalty!

Must of been a very bad boy when I was younger... At this rate ill be shareing a cell with Beasta

Oh yer....SA80

Aye,
wilson

[tara]

Well has that shattered the delusions of myself??!! Apparantly im off to do 80 years inside with a 7 grand fine!!!

See you all when im 110!!

[rabby]

Yer all a bunch of hooligans, I got off with £1000 fine and 20 years

EDIT Nearly forgot, that new SA80A2, the best money ever spent.

[dan]

Why is eating a mince pie on Christmas Day illegal? Otherwise, i'm pretty clear, such a sheltered life...haven't ever had oral sex in Minnesota for example...

[el_diablo]

didnt think i was that bad! i got 110 years with a gay cell mate and 9000 fine!! lucky ive never got caught by the old bill b4 eh!

[jos]

Oh Dear Oh Dear !
Years in prison: 55 Potential fine: £9500

Not good enough .. I should have got more....
I thought I deserved a least a good flogging.
That sound better.
But then I do cheat a lot.....

[Black Rat]

I must be the only one who cant log in!

Still, everyone knows that coppers are as straight as 9 bob notes anyway!

Unless you of course know better...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sully]

Erm .....Years in prison: 117 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! But it wasn't really my fault....it was because.....

Managed to stay a 'man of good character' though (just). "Mr Sully, the case against you has not been proved, you may go"

[gash-hand]

It's a good job there are some good honest legal representatives left in this country - I would have though a lawyer would get at least 250 - 300 years, you must have been a very good boy sul

[Sully]

Thanks mate - if only I'd been given birds-eye (instead of co-op) fish fingers when I was younger I wouldn't have felt the need to rebel.

I agree with you though gash - I'll bet in many cases it's a case of poacher turned......erm, well.....richer poacher.

Little dit, a mate of mine (and you might know him/of him) - who I first met after he'd got out of DQ's for riding a bike (naked ) through Exmouth - understandable though, a naked bar ended with his clothes (and wallet) being nicked so he was being quite resourceful, and fully intended to get the bike back to its rightful owner).

Anyway he's a trainee solicitor now and came to our place for a look round and maybe a job. We were luckily out for a 'completion lunch' with one of the partners and the topic cropped up courtesy of yours truly (cheers Royal). Fair do's to the lad he said that the colour stripey in DQ's came up with the line "Well.....we've finally found something in the Corps that you're good at......being a prisoner!" Surprisingly it went down a treat

[gash-hand]

You have confirmed all my suspicions!!! I shall see you in a couple of weeks, where I will tape all our conversations - just in case of further recriminations

ooooppppssss..is that my leg playing up again

[Beasta]

You wont be sharing with me Wilson, me old mucker, you see I know who to see about single cells. Stick with me son, i'll make you a champion.
Anyways im only CROOKED . 40 years and 2 Grand. Nothin but gravy that.
Good to see Mr Hackedoff keeping up the good name of Liverpool with his hefty fine and life imprisonment.

[Budgie]

121.5 years in prison and potential fine of £4,500.

Could be interesting if my gaffer found out. I work for the Bizzies!

[harry hackedoff]

Beasta, I didn`t mention in my sentance, transportation to the Colonies for surfing, diving and ogling. The last one being "penile" servitude
There are more Scousers in Joondalup than there are in Liverpool, btw
At least my criminal profile rules out gay cellmates. Oooh, get her. Bitch.
Aye,

[Beasta]

Harry, it sounds about right for offenders these days, pack them off to a life in the sun.
I take offence to the 'gay cellmate' routine. Daphne was not gay, he was just different ....Hello Sailor