Chris

[dan]

Chris doing a dyslexic Che impression:

"Veva La Revoultion!"

Comic (or should that be commie?) gold.

[andy_s]

He could of just said 'Sorry i can't make it, im busy'. Please someone find chris and bring him back to the board, id love to know what he's been up to all this time.....

[dan]

Chris on US politics (again):

"Clinton was one of the best presidents you had nesides look at bush now there is bad president"

I looked at the bush and there was noone there...

[dan]

Oh dear.

"When I was younger, I would wipe with towels. It didn't matter if there was toilet paper in the room or not, or if it was #1 or #2. I just liked the clean feel that a towel gave me. Fortunately, I broke that habit soon after my dad's best friend came out of the bathroom (after me) once complaining that "someone wiped their ass on his towel"

[dan]

Chris on the difficulty of passing a GCSE you haven't taken:

"GCSE,s are easy teachers said they are really hard but out of the ones i had i passed all apart from French did not ask for it anyway"

[dan]

Bloody genius.

"I did the same to my knee a few years back it never healed properly but it only hurts now when I'm getting off my knees"

[ashley]

'Lord Marshal Kalthorn' on Mr. Blairs balls...

I only voted 50% because I have liked his balls

'Lord Marshal Kalthorn' just... what the hell? ...anyone?

By golly no! I am a 16 year old with an over-active imagination and too much knowledge!

[dan]

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I love to imagine what he stuck in there!

[andy_s]

A picture of airborne hey!?! the mind boggles

[andy_s]

Chris's thoghts on paris hilton....[she looks like a survivor of auschwitz]

[CrouchmasterT]

LOL this guy is amazing

Chris' views on being british:

Im as british as liam gallagher's broken teeth now out and beaten up a prostitute

Im not sure what this is to do with but i thought it was funny anyway:

second time i am a masturbating virgin who loves to grow balls

Interesting take on the royal's:

Well i am not a royalist i think we should no longer have royals but i would Fight for them because the are head of state not that i like them but they hold the role of head of state therefore they are the Head of Britain and i am British and will fight for Britain witch includes Britain's Head of State

[cglees]

yes

i make a few mistakes so what i would prefer to make mistakes than take 10 mins to type out post

Lookz ike weel just hafe to spende 10 mines lauhghing eache time we reede wun than

[ashley]

Im not sure what this is to do with but i thought it was funny anyway:

second time i am a masturbating virgin who loves to grow balls

That's gotta be the best so far.