Watching Paint Dry

[Andy O'Pray]

Ok which one of you lot nicked the pigeon and ate it.Aye JR

Horses are one thing Jim, but pigeons are so passe. Squab anyone.

Aye - Andy.

[Artist]

Road Kill pie just after Boxing day. Loverly!

They don't work on Christmas or boxingday so up the road and scrape em of the tarmac shove em in a pie. 6 hours later one "VERY" game pie!

It was nice with pickles. Honest!

Artist

[John_D]

Steve
You are getting mixed up with the wood pigeon.
They don't match up with the homing type,
When preparing pigeon it is done as a pie
with a nice crust.

John_D

[Shoulderholster]

John
You are correct by saying wood pigeon is the best to eat.Never eat a racing pigeon,I ate one once,and after I had a crap I had to flush the toilet
every day for a week until I got rid of it.
SH

[anglo-saxon]

There are such things as bog brushes you know? It's not healthy to leave skid marks hangin around that long...bad for morale!

[JR]

Well, I bet a racing pigeon tastes better than a racing Snake? and who were the culprits who nicked the python from the Far East School of hygene (Nee-Soon) and ate the B'stard.Aye JR

The old original 'Snake Banjo'

[John_D]

Dont forget we were on about painting the wings of homing pigeons
and how started in the forces.

John_D

[JR]

Sorry John,My mind started wandering back to the far-flung,no racing pigeons the peasants ate them all?? .Aye jr

[Shoulderholster]

Sticks
I rest my case,every morning it had come back.Just when I thought it had gone for good the wife was making mushy peas and when she shook the box..that B'stad turd appeared again.
Loz
How me and the boys use our pole is entirely up to us and our underpants.

SH

[John_D]

yes Jim
Catterpults and slug guns were part of servival training,
and others, trouble was hiding the feathers.

Aye

john_D

[Artist]

Once tried to eat a Grey Squirrel but it came to and bit me on the ar*e.

Artist

[Sisyphus]

So which end do you normally eat from, then, Artist? :fadein:

[bootneck]

went down the Pub a few months ago with a couple of oppo`s, and decided to see if any of the civvie women had week guts. stood at the bar and coughed in my hand, when a few feathers(white for the effect) were blown into the room. On cue, one of my oppo`s said, "not been having oral sex with chickens again have you?" well, one girl legged it out the bar, I don`t know why, and the looks off the other, pale faced birds was a picture. don`t try this at home