Locktight or superglue?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 12:24 am

Well why not!

Artist

adj125 · Post by **adj125** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 9:35 am

some of the old topics that have been dragged up should have some locktight added to them

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 10:01 am

Either....particularly effective on Ladies toilet seats!

Thats the only place that they know what they are doing......................Stand by for inbound !!!!!

Tab · Post by **Tab** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 1:26 pm

Well you make your choice then you are stuck with it.

:drinking:

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 2:39 pm

'No Nails' is particularly good at sticking gardening boots to the floor of your workroom. This happened to me when, without knowing I stood in a small amount of the stuff, took me boots (well worn) off and left'm, neatly put away.... only to find that I could not move one of them the next day. When I eventually shifted it the sole was left stuck to the floor!

always go commando · Post by **always go commando** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 5:21 pm

hammer and nails, it may be old fashioned but you get to use a hammer.

chunky from york · Post by **chunky from york** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 9:23 pm

Are we back to Artists Farmer Giles again????

lew · Post by **lew** » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 10:12 pm

Always wondered if that no nails stuff was any good, if it takes the soles of your boots off I’d guess so...

Now just to find a good use for it

lew

always go commando · Post by **always go commando** » Mon 22 Sep, 2003 12:23 am

if not applied properly though it becomes lose and turns into dangerously sharp 'prison shank like' bits that will go under your finger nail and an inch up your finger whilst scraping it of a dado rail. (anyone not know what a dado rail is?)

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 22 Sep, 2003 9:52 am

Now then now then our Chunky

Lets leave my leetle prob where it belongs. Don't fancy being "staked out" by these here SF chaps.

Mike

Now why does your problem not surprise me. As long as yer Ar*e points down it's going to happen to you Mike.

Artist

chunky from york · Post by **chunky from york** » Mon 22 Sep, 2003 10:47 am

Always.

It is also called a 'picture rail' and in houses with high ceilings is a foot or so down the wall from the ceiling and goes all the way round the walls, to complement the skirting board and any wainscotting.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 22 Sep, 2003 11:36 am

This hear bloke bought a gurt big piccy from I and he refused my offer of hooks to hang said picture. "I use NO NAILS" quotes him to me.

Came back this Saturday to buy a duplicate piccy of the one he had bought previously. It fell off the wall and brained his little Yorkie dog! I was Pi**ing me sides whilst I affixed the hooks to the new new piccy. Said gentleman was not amused at my crying with laughter at the accident to his little doggy! "It's not funny it really hurt the poor little chap" "Didnt it Yorkie" ( he had this bloody rat like thing in his arms at the time) That was it had to stop as me sides were splitting. Best laugh I've had in years!

Artist

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Mon 22 Sep, 2003 12:32 pm

Always go Commando..... A Dado rail is what a dado runs along... my Missus had one that worked with Duracell Plus and she still hasn't changed the batteries.
Ps... the rail broke the first time she used it

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