Sarcastic ways of stating the bleedin obvious

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 11:52 am

El Prez came out with one the other day.

"Does the Pope have a balcony?"

There have to be loads out there

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:40 pm

Does a Bear sh*t in the woods?
Is the Pope a Catholic?

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:49 pm

Heres one that I think is just used locally round my way....

'Does Jules like a drink?'

TheCount · Post by **TheCount** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:50 pm

*Is james brown smooth*

*Is TheCount well hung*

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:53 pm

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

Shoulderholster · Post by **Shoulderholster** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 2:23 pm

"Does shit stick to blankets".
SH

John_D · Post by **John_D** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 2:39 pm

Does a Fart have lumps in it?

John_D

Jim T · Post by **Jim T** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 3:12 pm

Excuses are like arseholes, every one has one and they all stink!

Jim T

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 4:35 pm

Heard this on a docu about the RN
'Does this face remove knickers'

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:16 pm

As sure as God made little apples.

Aye - Andy.

Wully · Post by **Wully** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:21 pm

As ugly as a robber's dog.
Built like a Norwegian racing sardine!!

John_D · Post by **John_D** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:23 pm

[ HOW MUCH!! ? ]

John_D

Sea Soldier · Post by **Sea Soldier** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:42 pm

"More fat on a Butchers Pencil"

"More Chins than the Hong Kong Phone book"

"Lies like a Pussers Menu"

"More kip than the Unknown Warrior"

and so they go on !

Chris B · Post by **Chris B** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:43 pm

ONLY TO WOMEN!! (Well at least in my case

):

As long as I've got a face you've got a place to sit.

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:57 pm

As long as I've got a face you've got a place to sit.

I should bloody well think so! Lie down

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