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[Mutley]

The Flying Tampons are quiet tonight

[Grungey]

Hell, boys th`airborne make me puke. Why do y`all tollerate tha guy with his faggotry an such. Cain`t decide if he a faggotty assed maggot or a maggoty assed faggot. Should`ve bin killed at birth Ireckon

[feathers]

I might set up a couple of spoof accounts too.... be interesting to have a few characters....

Capatain America of the All American 82nd....

"Hell bwoys, we shure whipped some ass, showed the Marine Corps a thingatoo"

[Mutley]

You mean its not!

Well in that case you better just stick to the commando comics feathers, and cut down on them mushrooms!

[feathers]

not that keen on mushrooms, prefer scarlet runner beans.

Commando Comics were great, you can still get them by subscription.

[Shoulderholster]

Feathers
Noli iacere saxa contra gladiatores
Mutley
Te ad ludum gladiatorum cum fratre tuo mittam,et cum fortuna numquam te videbo.

YOU NAUGHTY BOYS.

[feathers]

I went to a secondary modern (cue 'of course' blah blah) what does numquam mean? I have got the rest ( latin translator v 1.2)

[crap_hat]

Jumped the gun slightly earlier. Mutley, Hackeddoff etc. you all sound like good blokes. I was right about one thing: Deviant=twat.
How old is he?

'Lorrainne' What are you in? I see you're in Hereford, would that be 25th Engineers or.....NAH!

Not sure about the latin though...

[Grungey]

you boys are f@#k$$ weird man

[Defiant]

So it seems nobody likes me. TOUGH SHIT.




Since i havnt been on here for the last 2 months , the young, unexperienced recruit has grown up a bit more.



It's not my job to talk about anything on this chat mainly because i dont have that experience.



Lets see all the posts will start up again defiant is a twat. Think what u want but i dont care.

[harry hackedoff]

Look on the bright side,
at least you can type, now.
And I remember the famous tee-shirt "Nobody likes us and we don`t care"
Stop talking shite and start making sense and you may find peoples` opinion of you will change.(Don`t think it would work for me, though )
The schoolboy tone of your previous posts rankled some, me included. And as for not having experiance enough to post, I would genuinely be interested in your training, do you know which unit you are going to yet?
You`re out in the big world now, good luck to you.

Aye,
Harry

[Mutley]

Life is experience and experience is life. Believe it or not most of us are happy to SHARE experiences. Its not all about swinging the lamp; many of us are genuinely interested in what is happening today.

You shot in here like the proverbial Bull. Well there are many sites out there that find that acceptable, but you cannot say you didnt have enought warnings. I enjoy this site because it is more like a comfortable mess/NAAFI, amongst oppo's - new and old. Yes we wind people up, and have the odd pop, but also offer serious exchanges and despite the thoughts of our new cruiser Crappie it is progessive and active.

Your recent post has the tone of someone with a chip, if that is as a result of your previous treatment well thats been dealt with. It might be because thinks did not go as well for you as you expected, this site gives you the opportunity to offer help and guidance to others of your era.

It is up to you if you post or coast, but if you really have smelt the coffee then, Welcome back and enjoy.

Goodness a whole post and I havent once mentioned a small inotentive hymenopterous invertibrate.

[El Prez]

I've a young nephew who recently finished his basic Army training. Prior to commencing the course I thought he was a total waste of bedding material. Now he's grown up considerably, is cleaner, prouder and much happier within himself. So well done Defiant on completing your course, but don't expect too many hugs and kisses from bootnecks. (PS It's inexperienced, not unexperienced )

[Screaming Eagle]

I go away for a short furlough and when I catch up on this forum I find my footwear and my sexualality under scrutiny.
Whats the low down?,ain't you guys got nothing else to talk about.
For your information my jump boots are very comfy thank you.As for my sexual orientation it didn't seem to matter to those guys who got wounded out in the Gulf.
I don't seem to remember one of them saying"here comes that nigger dyke,she's not going to tend to me",they just wanted the pain to go away, not me.
Harry Hackedoff,you are obviously afraid of strong minded women,you
will fit right in amongst those chauvenistic Ozzies.Hackedoff,if I had my way they would be.
Jo Beth

[Mutley]

Oh now Jo-Beth dont you start showin your skin is as thin as are lil ole cherry pickers..............

Believe me, we aims to have fun on this sight an if you wants to go chasin after our dear sweet poor defenceless little old loz, then thats up to you. We dont have any hang-ups with regard your preferences shoot anyone and everyone gets stick on this site.

I guess I get where your comin from, when you jump you would prefer to land on something soft warm and inviting, rather than anything hard and erect - believe me so would I, especially on a night jump.

But I do get worried about your concerns that we are pickin on your shoe preference, and I agree that you must stand up for your rights. When I puts my little pinkies away for the day, especially when I have a hard day infront of me, I want them stuffed into something warm dark and comfortable, preferably with a nice soft tongue or a furry lining.

Straight up, no worries we wont blackball you!