Bang Babes

[Illustrious]

I see you've met my ex Holger

What ever you do, dont say "do you EVER come off your period you sadistic cow" It pretty much kills any chance of you becoming aquainted properly

[robbiedont]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting...

[Holger Danske]

I see you've met my ex Holger

What ever you do, dont say "do you EVER come off your period you sadistic cow" It pretty much kills any chance of you becoming aquainted properly

Thank you for the advice..!!

[Rogue Chef]

Quick lets get back to Banging Babes before Doc locks this thread.

[harry hackedoff]

mate, you are wearing that one out
Moving swiftly on...

[Wholley]

One thing that really got my attention.

eleven % of members who voted would like to see phot's of me.

Did you just vote more than once Doc?
Thats fraud you know

[Doc]

I'm actually hacked off that the link is broken and it wont show some slutty wench talking on the phone!

[Kiwi1988]

I'm actually hacked off that the link is broken and it wont show some slutty wench talking on the phone!

It will cost you $5 bucks a minute and I am happy to switch on the cam

[mtglass]

That blonde birds a dog, I wouldn't say no though, who needs standards.

You are pissing me off.

Again.

About time you posted your fizzog on here for all us ''birds'' to swoon over.

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perhaps got nothing better to do, just a sad arse[/quote]

[harry hackedoff]

Very up-market slutty wench though, hey Kiwi?
In OZ five bucks an hour would be the norm.
Apparently

What are you doing this w/e? Working or what? Last w/e we just chilled the far kowt. When I say "chilled" I actually meant drank and slept. After recent spate of hyperactivity it was good to do sfa. Give us a time when you`re off work and I`ll give you a hoy

[Kiwi1988]

Very up-market slutty wench though, hey Kiwi?
In OZ five bucks an hour would be the norm.
Apparently

What are you doing this w/e? Working or what? Last w/e we just chilled the far kowt. When I say "chilled" I actually meant drank and slept. After recent spate of hyperactivity it was good to do sfa. Give us a time when you`re off work and I`ll give you a hoy

Just working...... I had the old cheese in hospital on Thursday, the kicked my butt out the chop shop there. Saying I was way too anal, to be of help......

I admit it I was, but Ma is on the mend now

Time now remember this is my timezone after 1020 pm, Saturday or Sunday, I am up until midnight

Very up-market slutty wench though, hey Kiwi? of course even give senior citizen discounts

And if you mention this forum I will charge you double

[anglo-saxon]

I had the old cheese in hospital on Thursday,

I may be having a spot of bother grasping your banter, but I'm guessing some live yoghurt would help you out!

[Kiwi1988]

I had the old cheese in hospital on Thursday,

I may be having a spot of bother grasping your banter, but I'm guessing some live yoghurt would help you out!

The old Cheese aka my mum, had 12 nerve blocks down on her spine on Thursday, and they would not let me assist her, they sent me home instead like a bad wee nurse

[anglo-saxon]

Talking of babes, i wanna share this beauty with you..

All natural 19 year old Natascha from Holstebro, Denmark.
Would love to chat with her...

If she was 30 and had had a couple of kids, I'd say "good effort". But 19? More work on the fakin abs, yer slacker! Get that thing in the gym FFS or she'll be a tub o' goo in five years!

[Kiwi1988]

Look at the crowsfeet around the eyes she as 19 as I am lol