Medical question

[Stinky]

Lately, for about 2 months now, every so often (maybe once a week) I have been coughing up little bits of what looks to me as little (1cm by 1cm?) soft pieces of pasta coloured........pasta. Exept normally I don't have pasta, at first I thought it must just be food but after a while I noticed it was all the same, shape can change a tad but colour, texture and thickness stay the same. Is there any chance I could be coughing up my lungs or something.

[Zheka]

tape worm?
Just go and see a doctor mate.

[aphid]

Sounds very odd

Like the above poster you best go see a doctor and hope its nothing serious.

[Tab]

As you have applied to join the Army have you had a medical yet

[Doc]

Another medical dilema stinky? I'm waiting out for news that you have traumatically amputated all your fingers, maybe then the bone farking threads will stop.

Stop seeking attention and pop down to the family doctors.

To me sounds like you have a small chest infection or URTI.

[Kiwi1988]

I agree with Doc, Lung infection, now that will be 45 pounds plus tax.

[jabcrosshook]

Stinky, if you die can I have your computer and pc?
You'll have no use for it once your a goner.

[Stinky]

Well the thing is I don't want to be medicly discharged before I even get into the army. I thought I should check up on here.

Stop seeking attention and pop down to the family doctors.

Fark me is this what you call attention seeking, I was only looking for a little bit of help.
But thanks for the help alone everybody.

[harry hackedoff]

Stinky, does it taste like phlegm?

[Shoulderholster]

Doc (nice to see you back by the way)
That URTI is that one of those round tents thingys that Mongol tribesmen (and their wives) live in ?.
Stinky
Is there a history of eating tuna flakes whilst exercising,that could be the answer.

SH

[Tab]

Should we take up a collection for this poor soul just in case he passes away, then we could send some flowers. If he does not pass away the money could go towards buying him a pair of woolly mittens to keep his hands warm on the cold Yorkshire days.

[harry hackedoff]

Snorting, not eating There is a subtle difference
If it looks like phlegm and tastes like phlegm then, hey, guess what
It`s phlegm you mong

BTW Oppo, you will never guess what I found last week out in the bush
Only summat what proves all our theories about White Dog Shit, that`s all

White Dog Shit not only existed in Australia prior to James Cook`s so-called "White Dog Shit Voyage of Discovery- The Search for The Truth" it actually pre-existed the Abbos arrival here and the coincidence of the easy availability of grog and the arrival of many dreamtime legends obviously tends to support this.
This pales any research from the Serrengetti into obscurity, winkers
What I have is a short longitudonal drop of about ninety millimeters, prior to a full curl-down with sphinctal squeeze evident and both are linked as one. The sample is away at the University of Sir Leslie Paterson for carbon dates etc and I should have it back early next week.

Till then.........

I won`t sleep mate

[jabcrosshook]

Should we take up a collection for this poor soul just in case he passes away, then we could send some flowers. If he does not pass away the money could go towards buying him a pair of woolly mittens to keep his hands warm on the cold Yorkshire days.

Pfft, whoever thinks it's cold in Yorkshire needs a good slap, it's lovely weather.

[Doc]

Stinky you have CA of the lung, are you also experiencing sudden weight loss and is your hair falling out?

SH thanks for the welcome back, your confusing URTI with UTI, umbrella anyone............ohhh the days, brace yourself Royal this wont hurt me abit!