The things people say

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 5:20 am

'We believe there is now enough evidence to inform people that using cannabis could increase their risk of developing a psychotic illness later in life.'

A Department of Health commissioned report. This follows GB's order to review the decision to downgrade cannabis to category C.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... =1770&ct=5

I was working for HMC&E (now HMR&C) when cannabis was downgraded. Most anti-drugs officers were incredulous. Reports at the time indicated that the public thought it had been legalised! No wonder society is plunging into lawlessness.

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 6:12 am

"Her shoulders are back and her dress is particularly plunging."
TAHIRA YAQOOB commenting on Catherine Zeta-Jones new look cleavage.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... icbox&ct=5

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 8:42 am

Different declension of the verb 'to plunge,' there.

Same as 'to smoke.'

You don't see any 'No Smokeing' signs, do you? Else someone needs a good lesson or two in basic grammar and spelling.

Jayne

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 8:51 am

I liked this one so much I decided to post it again.

George Galloway quoted in the Guardian:

"I am on the anti-imperialist left... If you are asking did I support the Soviet Union, yes I did. Yes, I did support the Soviet Union, and I think the disappearance of the Soviet Union is the biggest catastrophe of my life. If there was a Soviet Union today, we would not be having this conversation about plunging into a new war in the Middle East, and the US would not be rampaging around the globe." Simon Hattenstone, The Guardian, September 16, 2002.

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 9:13 am

This is a cracker:

Is it because I has opinions?

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 9:25 am

Ever heard of irony?

Or Ali G? Richard Madeley?

Anyway, as I suggested yesterday, rather than bore the crap out of everyone, why not address whatever issues you have with me via PM?

Jayne

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 10:33 am

Not attributable to a single person, but this was a common phrase during my school years:

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

Similarly

"Think you're hard? Wanna fight?"

Always made me giggle. I'm sometimes surprised at how the attitude still prevails amongst people who really ought to know better.

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 5:47 pm

I am not 'hard.' But I have opinions which differ from yours.

I have invited you several times to thrash out whatever issues you have with me via PM.

You have not had the courtesy to respond.

Jayne.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 6:28 pm

Steve

Sometimes I really do wonder. You with your "Witty" remarks and relpies to Flighty's posts has resulted in her breaking her heart thinking that you have it in for her.

So in future please engage your brain before typing out your "Oh so Witty and clever remarks". Not everybody on here has your sense of humour you see. Me included.

Artist

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 10:53 pm

I have no idea what you are on about. Why would she think that?
In the last year or so I have rarely if ever directly replied to any post she has made.
One of the effects of cannabis is paranoia.

resulted in her breaking her heart thinking that you have it in for her.

In that case she should be a bit more sensitive to how she responds to other posters.

I'm always reluctant to post anything that contains venom but in this instance I'll make an exception. You don't have a sense of humour, you condescending twat.

Guess what? You don't have to edit twat!

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 11:01 pm

I apologise for not thinly disguising my expletive.

Fark off- is ok etc.

Any second now I expect Frank S (who ever he is) will give me a warning in red and 'No games' . Another tosser who thinks that because he was a moderator he has divine knowledge. What a tw@!

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 11:41 pm

What the FIRk is going on here??? I only dip in now and then. It seems I'm dipping out. I really have no clue as to what has set off this ridiculous spat!

Just to check:

anyone on speed?
anyone shooting a line?
anyone on a litre of £9.98 Asda vodka - er, well, apart from me?

come on folks, let's get it back together!!

well, once the 'effects' of various narcotic/alcoholic influences have worn off!

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Fri 27 Jul, 2007 11:47 pm

Another one!

Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Sat 28 Jul, 2007 12:14 am

I heard this one recently, but I thought it was atrocious.

"Get back in the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! where you belong, you bitch!"

Terrible!

Frank S. · Post by **Frank S.** » Sat 28 Jul, 2007 12:36 am

Rogue Chef wrote:Any second now I expect Frank S (who ever he is) will give me a warning in red and 'No games' . Another tosser who thinks that because he was a moderator he has divine knowledge. What a tw@!

"God. And probably thinks so". Isn't that one of the denominations over on OAMAAM?
Whatever the case maybe, have it your way Steve.

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