MAN FINDS WHITE DOG SHITE!

[harry hackedoff]

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause
And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

They laughed at Marconi, poured scorn on Galieo and told Newton to lay off the scrumpy.
Friends avoided me, family don`t speak to me and young children laughed at me in the streets when I announced my Holy Quest.
Lesser men would`ve given up the Quest long since, but not me, oh no.
Who`s laughing now, Losers













After I found this I flew round my gaff to get a sandwich bag to put it in so that I could post it to Shoulder Holster and when I got back some bastard had nicked it

I was `kin gutted, I was

[harry hackedoff]

That was today, 27th Feb 15 30 local
Guinness Book Of Records have contested the photographic evidence, bastards

[barbie]

The locked ward of the sanitorium rang to arrange transport for you . I told them you had already been transported and to contact the colonial office to arrange a bed over there as you would be easier to im pound on home territory. It is sad but the drugs nowadays have far less side effects i assure you, so be brave and be in when they call for you ok?

barb

[harry hackedoff]

Barb, we`ve been supporting SH in his white dog shite fetish since 2002. You have no idea what this discovery will mean to him
Please don`t mock

[Hyperlithe]

I'm not gonna get remotely excited till someone finds one of those big 'orrible orange slugs we used to see. I've not seen one in so long I'm starting to think they were actually just small aliens visiting us on their holidays....

[barbie]

Ah but it seems to have become your fetish too and i have been worried about you for sometime, taking on someone else's fetishes is VERY serious, lying down alongside a turd I know is not uncommon amongst marines but to use someone else's fetish as an excuse to do so is definitely worrying.
However i shall reserve judgement until SH has had a chance to reply to this and see if i should start worrying about him instead, i do seem to remember a thread about this some time ago, meybe i am just taking this too serously? But if he has pictures taken lying down with turds i shall send out the men in white coats for both of you!

[flighty]

See, if you weren't such a wuss and had just put it in your pocket like anyone else, you would now be the proud owner of the only white dog shite seen in the Antipodes for yonks.

Shoulders is going to be gutted.

Jayney x

[Artist]

Bert

What can I say really? The look on your fizzogg.............I bet it made your bloody day finding that white doggy turd.

You got some kind of white doggy turd finding thingy tucked away in your 4 by 4?

Shoulders is going to cream his nicks when he skeggs this thread mind.

Artist

[AJtothemax]

Dont you worry, you're not missing much - my dog used to do them all the time when he was younger the greedy little s***

[anglo-saxon]

Where there's one, there's another. What you sittin in?

Hey, if you look carefully at that close up, it's the Chinese character for "Air Force"

[Illustrious]

I dont know if Im getting more and more gullible because Im starting to trust you lot.... be nice, is it really the airforce?

[Wholley]

Good to see you have finally found your rightful place in life

Offski

[harry hackedoff]

Chinese character for Air Force, phnawwrr

[barbie]

Illustrious

I thought this might clear up the problem posed in your signature

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaZlDkQKBXA

make sure you have sound

barb

[Shoulderholster]

Harry DOUBLE DEAD RIGHT!!.
I'm elated and gutted at the same time.Elated because you have photographic proof that the holy grail of dog shite the Ozzy White really exists.
A lot of people have poo pooed the existence of the Ozzy White, saying that the ones that have been sited are just sun bleached regular dog turds.But this example is the real deal,you can tell by its crumbly texture and the "chalkyness" of the whole stool.
Im gutted because now some B'stard has it in his collection,no doubt varnished and mounted and the envy of all his turd twitching buddies.That shat was rightly mine,it would have had pride of place in my collection, and not only that I could have ticked it off in my Observers Book of Dog Turds,then that would just leave me with that other rarity of canine cacker the "Black n Shiny" (known down under as the All Blacks) to tick off.

For those of you who don't know the White Dog Turd first made its appearance in Blitz torn London.Patriotic Cockneys would feed their dogs on powdered bones to make the resulting shite white.
If a factory worker trod in a turd on his way to work in the blackout he wouldn't know until he got to work,then valuable production time would be lost while he/she scraped their footwear clean.
The White Turd showed up in the blackout and was easily avoided and therefore aided the war effort,part of the little known Shit for Victory campaign.
After the war there were various experiments to make dog turds more visible,including an attempt during the so called Atomic Age in the 50s to make them glow in the dark using Plutonium in dog food.But it was soon realised by the boffins that a turd with a half life of 2000 years wasn't a good idea.

I have my own method for highlighting dog turds in my garden,to avoid stepping in them in the dark.
I pour the contents of a Cylume stick into my dogs food,and low and behold the resulting turd has that soothing glow thats last for several hours after being curled down (the temperature of a dog is 101,and this acts as a catylist on the Cylume) and are easily avoided during the hours of darkness.

Once again Harry thanks for taking the time and effort to spot that for me and of course sharing it with all of us.

SH