Valentine's Day ...... Who's Dead?

[flighty]

Not me, guys and gals. I've got me sh*t sorted.

Is Artist a dead man come Valentine's Day?

Watch this space.

Jayne xxx

[Wholley]

Shit,
I forgot too.
Instead of a night of passion,It's going to be a night of retribution.
Maybe that's why I can't stay married

[flo]

wholley that makes two of us no card for me this year

[La Langosta]

Sorted mine out weeks ago, seeing as it had to run the gauntlet of the thieving pikeys of Mill Hill.
I was informed that it arrived safe and sound, just as a bunch of flowers arrived at the door this morning
Awwwwwww he remembered. Good job an all seeing as he is home on Monday

[anglo-saxon]

Am I missing something? Why are you all doing Valentines stuff on the 13th? You're only 7 hours ahead of me and it's 1:30 a.m. on the 13th here. Or is this that "proper prior prep and planning thing?"

Personally, I'm taking the day off tomorrow. When she gets home, the house will be immaculate, dinner done, wine chilling, flowers and a card on the table and (God forgive me) a nice romantic chick flick in the DVD player (I think I'm gonna hurl).

A small price to pay for domestic bliss!

[La Langosta]

Maybe its cos one of us has to send things thru the BFPO system, and the other one has to use the internet and the delivery dates that they supply to send things cos he's working his butt off in the shithole that is Iraq.

Besides, why be a sheep and do what everyone else does on the same day.
Be spontanious and an individual!!!!

PS thinking you have farked up with your time zone thing too, cos its 1745hrs in this neck of the woods on the 13th. Thats a bit more than 7 hours if you are at 0130hrs

[anglo-saxon]

Should have been 10:30, not 1:30 I have the keyboarding skills of an eplieptic sloth!

Quite right on the spontaneity thing, too. Why not indeed.

[barbie]

I shall get my valentine in person........

[Wholley]

wholley that makes two of us no card for me this year

Well at least I have some time to fix it.
She's not back from Italy until Friday
So I have some wriggle room for flowery shit and a card
Then all I have to do is explain the dent and bloodstains on her car

"I See Dead People"

Gulp.

[Artist]

Paid the local Cemetry a visit tuesday. Got a nice bunch of roses, carnations, some lilys and some kind of flower sort of woven into the other flowers. Had a hell of a job getting the words "Mum we miss you" out of this thing that looked a tad like a wreath. Then the fecking Mutt ate it whilst it was sat in the back of the Artmobile!

In the end I forked out for a noice red rose. And a card.

Artist

[ariadne241]

Not so dead after all then.

Vx x x

[harry hackedoff]

no card for me this year

I`d give you one Flo

Did I just say that out loud

Nice phot of the dog`s, btw Artist

[Sisyphus]

Best of the Valentine ditties?

Roses are red
Viagra is blue
And I've got some I'm saving for you!

Not that I need them mind

[flo]

Well give them to harry as he is going to give me one

[Pilgrim Norway]

Not that it's really relevant mind you - but -

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."