Men are funny creatures, they eat, sleep and make a mess, but some where along the line women still put up with the untrained beasties.
Now I was shopping tonight in the supermarket, and this nice looking bloke was in front of me Nice, I mean REAL nice
I was watching what he was buying, like as you do, all top name, top brand item, wow I thought, nice arse and money
Until he came to his cats food, bloody home brand crap! WTF!!!!
Doesn't that beat all damn cheap tight assed SOB! Only will spend less than $3 on his cat, I bet it loves him, catches mice does everything a cat should do, and he is feeding it crap.
Needless to say he turned around and tried to throw me a line, which got flung back quick smart, with the added comment of " I'll hate to be your woman, cause you can't even feed your cat well, what hope do I have?! Christ your a cheap ass!"
He disappeared out the door and gone, the checkout chick and myself went to the window to see what car this guy had, he jumped into a very nice late model Ford. We both looked at each other and she said " close call." I said "yup" paid for my food and left.
Unbelievable this guy would pay out bucket lots on himself, and nothing on his cat, selfish selfish selfish.
Moral of this story buy high price, top brand cat food for your puss, cause you just don't know who's watching, could be lucky for you.
and his idea of going for a meal was a kebab on the way home so it could soak up the beer.
and we as the fairer, more beautiful of the members can go, and talk about men who buy Whiskers for their cat. 
or is everyone abroad.
