Shafting the Paras

[Si Capon]

Mate of mine was spinning a dit about him "candlesticking" on a jump and how he was taught to cross his legs over just before impact.

"That must make the impact easier" says my Mrs at the time

"NO....just makes you easier to unscrew out the ground" was his reply!!!

[Paratrooper01]

For RAF Reginald...




Weapon - alot of hats do this and it annoys the hell out of me, WHY have your weapon held like that???

The dust cover could do with a close aswell

And whats with the poor attempt to get an ally beret

[Tab]

Are taking the piss out of the RAF Regiment, You should know that they are gods chosen people, they tell you often enough

[Hostage_Negotiator]

So is this an "ally" beret then?


Maybe you should look closer to home before jumping on the bandwagon James!


Or maybe this might sound familiar:

Shot up a load of dirt on live firing the week before leave, was bounding forward and targets come up, so i have a go...on the move! First 2 rounds go into the ground a few feet infront of me sending a whole load of mud n sh*t in the air...third one lucky, hit target. By that time i was on the ground being gripped by the safety staff screaming at me "PUT YA FARKING SAFETY ON WHEN MOVING!!!!"

For someone who's Form 90 hasn't quite dried yet it's a tad pathetic to be jumping on the bandwagon! I had thought that you'd grown up a bit since you'd actually achieved something few manage to do but maybe I was wrong and all it's done has made you more arrogant!

[Doc]

Theres nowt wrong with that lid!!!! whos the bloke in the brit DPM next to him though?

[Paratrooper01]

For someone who's Form 90 hasn't quite dried yet it's a tad pathetic to be jumping on the bandwagon!

Im not jumping on any bandwagon i'l have you know. The beret comment was a joke, and the rest of it was a serious question. But its a shame you jumped to a conclusion too soon eh?

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Didn't "jump" to anything James!
I'll leave "jumping" to the likes of yourself and your airborne brothers from II Sqn!





Oh! and you might want to take that hook out your lip before you go back after Xmas grant as body piercings are still frowned upon!

[Paratrooper01]

Oh! and you might want to take that hook out your lip before you go back after Xmas

I dont follow.

[Sandy The Guvnor]

Im sure bow will be impressed that his pic is being used on here

[Tab]

HN.....Was that your Para Action man then, being a Marine I did not know you had such secret desires