Obeseity and the UK

[Artist]

How can anybody let their body/kids grow to the size of embarrassment?

Do not know about you lot but I am fed up looking at Fat Obese lumps of Lard every day! FLUBS (Fat Lazy Ugly Barstewards)

Young girls who have a problem even looking at there own feet are producing children that are if anything bigger then their parents! FLUB seems to rule!

And lets not hear any of this Water Retension rubbish. I'm talking big fat ugly lazy persons. A few years ago and they were the butt of jokes, know they are becoming the farking Norm! If something is not done we are going to be the Lardar*e country of Europe!

My kids are goodlooking, next doors 18 year old could Wobble for England. She is that obese! It is getting past a joke to me. Her mother spent a fortune on a new haircut and a ruck of makeup for the Flub on her 18th Birthday. Their she was in the back garden looking like an over weight Lardycake and everybody saying how nice she looked when I chimed in "Shame your so fat!"

They are still not talking to me or indeed the better half. But at least I was brutely Honest about the fact she was 4 stone overweight! My Daughter (MK3) was also 18 on the same day and has the lumps and things in all the right places. And I'm dead proud of her. Joins the RAF next month as a Pilot. Fatgirl slim from next door wants to join the services as well, hench my honest oppion of her. (Well they did ask so I was honest)

I am honest about it. Just wish that the country would spend a bit more time on telling the youth of today that fitness is a top of the list requirement for A. health, and B. Life. If your overweight you die earlier. A fact of life!

Artist

[Seven]

The World Health Organisation published an enquiry (is that the right word?) about a week ago about this. In Europe, 20-25% of the population will be Obese by 2012, thats only 8 years from now. This will cause a variety of diseases (heart, the one with sugar, not sure how its called in english ) and will cost our societies a great deal of money, not only in health care but also because a lot of people will be unfit to work. Have you ever been to the States lately by the way? Incredible how many fat people walk around there.

Congrats on your daughter that's no mean feat, being selected for pilot. I gave that a try myself, but I got kicked out in the last round of selection . What is she going for, fast jets or helicopters?

[lew]

Fat people are everywhere, it makes me sick to artist, its been nice sunny weather down here the last few days, that means fit girls in skimpy clothes but it now also means dogging the fat kids and there excessive sweating, dogging the fat girls who also wear next to nothing with there stretch marked belly and love handles hanging out of their jeans. HAVE THEY NO SHAME!!!


lew

[harry hackedoff]

Well done young Ms Artise. Pip Pip Hoorah. You know that you`ll have to call her "Maam" from now on, Artise
Ref the fattest bastards in Euroland, Ste, have you never been to Belgium It`s against the law not to be a fat bastard in Belgique and quite right, too!
Fat kids in UKers? Answer`s easy. Tell your effing educationalists to poke it." We don`t do "competitive sport" as it favours those who are good at sport" Pardon? "Those who are shite feel left out" Course they do.
Phrases like " try harder" are streng verboet Who cares? Stamina is not required for the X-Box generation. They are going to rule the world with their thumbs. Or not.
Bit of a kulcha shock down `yer Competitive sport is what Aussies do mate. Farksake Dick the Poms at cricket this week, Kiwis at tiddleywinks next, etc.
We had Jack in a Tennis skool when he was four, not because we wanted him to be the next, er, Tiger Kurnikover or who ever, but because we wanted to develope his hand-eye co-ordination. This is the norm down here. As it turned out he was shit hot and became bored, waiting for the rest to catch up. So what?
We`ve taken him swimming since he was three months old and he has no fear, whatsoever, of water. He loves to swim in the Ocean and feel it`s power(his words ) We have him in a swim skool, called "Swim west". The aim of which is not yer Gold Silver and Bronze shite like UK. Oh no, that`s too easy mate. Swim west`s goal is " to teach every West Australian to swim the 400 free-style competitively" Forget the big circle arm movements that I was taught for front crawl. Jack has it drummed into him, that as soon as the arm reaches it`s rearward extent, it swoops forward as soon as. You should see his shoulders Not an ounce on him and he is about average in his class. Swimwest, or Tennis Skool or Rugbyboyz or whatever, cost nowt to run. Kids pay fees to take part, this covers most of the cost but the State pays a lot. It just needs achange of mind. Children are naturally competative. They enjoy it. Left wing ideas about "equality" and "discrimination" actually stiffle both concepts.
Next, can we talk about the tremendous surge in students ataining superior exam grades as proof that the populace is getting smarter?
Ooooh, is that the time? Yawn

[Sticky Blue]

Artist... ever noticed how many people have the 'Disabled badge' in their car? The ones who get out and have trouble walking? They park nearset to the shop and they are the ones who should be forced to park furthest from the shop. They get out of their cars, wobble into the shop, get into a electric wheelchair thing, drive round the shop buying butter, lard, pies, cakes, biscuits etc. Exercise is swearing to a lot of the population... "If I can't take the car, I'm not going because I'm too ill", "No love, you are too fat!" Don't go down too well with most of them

[veloman]

Do'nt be to hard on the fat ones,they have gland problems.They have a gland that makes them greedy bastards.

aye Veloman

[harry hackedoff]

Sticks, never go to Florida
Baywatch it aint
Note to Jay, can we have an emoticon for "vomit"

[Guest]

Fat Knackers and thats not those between my legs.........don`t you just love em? there`s a guy at one of the Depot`s we go to, he`s 33 stone yep, 33 stone, the top of his legs are bigger than my (slimline) waist . He rang the AA the other day, his car, (an Omega,) was playing up, and the Central locking...........locked, he couldn`t open the doors, as it had put the dead locks on. He said this to the AA man, and he said can`t you climb through the window Farkin hell, if it had been a soft top he wouldn`t have got over the top of the car door, and had to wait 2 hours for an AA man to appear, (pissed myself did i) and i think the AA man did as well.

Can you imagine spit roasting him?

[Sticky Blue]

Take yer pic H!

[Guest]

Sticks, never go to Florida
Baywatch it aint

H, the only thing wrong with Florida is its full o fat knackers, must pack my hunting rifle next trip

[Frank S.]

Well, there's a business opportunity: become distributor for some exercise machine retailer.
Usually, land monsters trying to remedy their condition prefer to exercise at home, away from incredulous eyes and tabloid photogs.
"Nessie training for Tour de France!!!"
On a related note, a billboard created a furor in San Francisco last year. Was an advert for a gym chain, which showed space aliens with UFOs and the slogan was:
"when they come, they'll eat the fat ones first."

[Sticky Blue]

land monsters

Oh my ribs... I like that one!

I went upto a mate who is the manager of the local Asdas (supermarket) when I saw a couple of land monsters walking out.
"Tony, I think they are shoplifters, I just saw them eating pillows and duvets down the bedding aisle".

[Tab]

The easy way to cure it would be to bring back food rationing, there were no fat kids during the war, no fat people come to that

[Artist]

Mr and Mrs FLUB are alive and Unwell!

They P*ss me off no messtins. Wife asked me why I had to be so Honest about the lump from next door. Told her straight, she's fat, 18, and a farking dog! Wife has called me an unfeeling person.

Crap! I'm honest and the lump of lard needs to sort itself out ASAP. 18 years old and 4 stone overweight? Have a nice day in the farking Hospital is what I say. Mk3 thought I was belting. She's 5'8" all bits are in the right places, and she does not need to lose weight in order to join the Armed Forces. Which is a nomal requirement so I found out today! Fat as f*ck most wannerbies seem to be.

Artist

[Liver]

I live in a country where National Service is compulsory for all males and rare is the day when i will see Lardy McLardarse walking the streets. there are a few chubby kids but nothing too serious........... mabey its the culture i dont know but briton (ive heard) in the near future is to become the number two fattest country - also i cant remember where i heard it but Overwheightness (for want of a better word) either has or is soon to replace ciggarettes as the no. 1 killer.
-P.S. i have less of a problem with the chubbies who are trying to do something about their "condition" than the ones who arnt - (im not exactly mr skinny meself but i dont believe im too bad nothing that abit of training wont sort out )