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by Future_Marine
Sat 09 Dec, 2006 5:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Riddles?
Replies: 28
Views: 4878

The wife takes a photo puts it in the stuff which devlops the picture and dries it and then goes out for food :P Here we go my turn i believe :D Three guys walk into town. They go into a hotel and ask for a room they can share. The clerk has just the thing they want for thirty dollars. The clerk se...
by Future_Marine
Sat 09 Dec, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Riddles?
Replies: 28
Views: 4878

ArmyBrat wrote:A Woman shoots her husbands head, then holds him under water for 5 minutes, and then hangs him. later in the evening they go out for dinner, how is it possible?
The woman was a photographer


What has a bottom at the top?
by Future_Marine
Sun 23 Jul, 2006 7:40 am
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: Camp circuit?
Replies: 16
Views: 3966

Half camp circuit?? Oh i wish we could have them. Camp circuits are deadly because straight after how ever many you do, you go back in the gym to do your sprints.
by Future_Marine
Wed 28 Jun, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: Announcements, News & Media
Topic: Two British soldiers killed in Afghanistan
Replies: 4
Views: 1169

R.I.P lads
by Future_Marine
Tue 13 Jun, 2006 8:54 am
Forum: NAAFI
Topic: Big Brother
Replies: 46
Views: 9701

Yeah im alsop loving Big Brother, Pete, Glyn and Mikey are my fav's. I just carnt wait for Grape to be gone friday mwahahahaha
by Future_Marine
Mon 12 Jun, 2006 8:36 am
Forum: Announcements, News & Media
Topic: British Soldier killed in Afghanistan
Replies: 3
Views: 884

Rest easy Fella
by Future_Marine
Sat 03 Jun, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: Announcements, News & Media
Topic: Marines' vile bean ritual
Replies: 20
Views: 4105

Whoa, now i carn't wait to get down there :wink:

But seriously i wouldn't do that, i would just say im not doing it as i know thats not part of training.
by Future_Marine
Fri 02 Jun, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: My 32 week holiday starts June 5th
Replies: 16
Views: 3209

Good luck
by Future_Marine
Mon 29 May, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Sickening! How Can People Do This?
Replies: 4
Views: 1584

Sickening! How Can People Do This?

Sorry if this seems like "old" news now but I never saw it posted and I just can't get over how sick the footage of Daniel Pollen being murdered is. The poor guy is just hanging around with his mate and for no reason whatsoever they get attacked and then knifed resulting in a completley pointless lo...
by Future_Marine
Mon 29 May, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: Announcements, News & Media
Topic: Two Soldiers from Queen's Dragoon Guards killed in Basra
Replies: 3
Views: 849

R.I.P Lads
by Future_Marine
Sat 27 May, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: Joke
Replies: 1779
Views: 282466

Sorry, I don't get it! :oops: Cheers James The Neice = Denise The Nephew = Denephew Anyway, a boy walks up to his father who's in the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! and says dad "i've just had sex for the first time". The father says "congratulations son" and get 2 cans out of the fridge, handing over a ...
by Future_Marine
Wed 17 May, 2006 10:25 pm
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: dates for prmc
Replies: 3
Views: 1206

Your better of asking the lads over mfat forum
by Future_Marine
Sat 06 May, 2006 11:57 pm
Forum: Announcements, News & Media
Topic: British troops die in Basra crash
Replies: 14
Views: 2805

R.I.P

Im actually hoping my brothers ok, he arrived in Basra yesterday and now im really worried :(
by Future_Marine
Thu 04 May, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: Para/Marine unit?
Replies: 3
Views: 1417

Pick up these weeks Nuts magazine. Has an interview with Andy Mcnab about this and a picture of the units new badge.
by Future_Marine
Thu 04 May, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: RM General Discussion
Topic: Joke
Replies: 1779
Views: 282466

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to m...