Can i get any of you ****s a drink? - Shawn of the dead

Fetch! - Dog Soldiers

Can i get any of you ****s a drink? - Shawn of the dead

Fetch! - Dog Soldiers

Thats probably it, a big green sack like thing. Was going to ask one but didnt know the best way of saying 'what the hell is that on your head?'

Thats probably it, a big green sack like thing. Was going to ask one but didnt know the best way of saying 'what the hell is that on your head?'

Got back from CIC (TA phase 2 training) at the weekend. Great fun but i while i was there i saw some Irish Guard. Just wondering what their head dress is called.

Got back from CIC (TA phase 2 training) at the weekend. Great fun but i while i was there i saw some Irish Guard. Just wondering what their head dress is called.

Man: 'scuse me love, can you drive?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Well, back on to this then!


Do you like fruit? Suck this its a peach!


I may not be the best looking bloke here but im the only one talking to you.

Man: 'scuse me love, can you drive?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Well, back on to this then!


Do you like fruit? Suck this its a peach!


I may not be the best looking bloke here but im the only one talking to you.

I also read that America have developed a sonic weapon that sends out a high pitched sound wave, something like a babys scream, thats going to be used on suicide bombers and amgry mobs. Cant remember where i read it so i cant pull up the story.

I also read that America have developed a sonic weapon that sends out a high pitched sound wave, something like a babys scream, thats going to be used on suicide bombers and amgry mobs. Cant remember where i read it so i cant pull up the story.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I had a blood sample taken Tuesday for my TA records and stuff.
Didnt hurt at the time, needles have never bothered me, but yesterday it felt a little sore and today it looks really bad.
I have a massive bruise looking thing about 7 inchs long plus big purple/red marks in the bruise.
This didnt ...

I had a blood sample taken Tuesday for my TA records and stuff.
Didnt hurt at the time, needles have never bothered me, but yesterday it felt a little sore and today it looks really bad.
I have a massive bruise looking thing about 7 inchs long plus big purple/red marks in the bruise.
This didnt ...

I always find that when i look around there are loads of things to shoot at but as soon as the gun comes out....they all bugger off!
Personally, i would love a hunting licence to shoot all thoase little cretins that hang out on corners making twats of themselves and kicking footballs at cars! Little ...