Pretty boys

[bigbart]

There seems to be a new generation of males walking our streets who are, basically, women with dicks. I'm not talking about gay men, I'm talking about these mullet wearing, blonde-streaked pretty boys who spend more time in front of the mirror than most women. A lad from work the other day was telling me he gets his girlfriend to pluck his eyebrows for him because he can't do it. I mean, come on. If you're going to act like a female and pluck your eyebrows, at least have the balls to do it yourself. Women do it themselves, for f**k's sake! This same lad also uses sunbeds, streaks his hair and has it long at the back.And he uses tea tree oil, whatever the f**k that is.
I've also come across blokes who straighten and blow-dry their hair every day, blokes who use concealer to cover up spots...the list goes on. If this is the way the male species is going, what's going to happen to our armed forces in ten years time? Hair straighteners in DPM taken out on exercise? Cam cream with added vitamins and moisturisers?
Does anyone else find these shemales annoying, or am I being over the top? Does old Bart need to stop being a dinosaur and get with the times? Or do these pansies just need a slap?

[Maroon]

Hair straightners and Make up is general issue in the Marines

[Ghost]

Well, I have long hair, but I don't mess around with it in the mirror, excepting the 3 seconds I take in the morning to check I'm not going to be arrested if I walk out of my front door!

They really do annoy me.

Ghost

[Edwards159]

I think its just a phase in fasion. A few of my mates have long mullet style hair. And a few of them have a tendency to wear pink tops. I am more concerned with the people who wear black make up and dog collar chains. As for the cam cream i think it already acts like a moisturiser.

[lew]

The British cam cream is rumoured to be made by max factor, it acts as a sun guard, and is meant to be better for the skin. That is unless a cpl at pirbright was pulling our legs.

I to have longish hair, wear make up and pluck my eye brow's who am I kidding, I hate the little fags to. We get them in my pub sometimes makes me sick to see guys taking longer to get ready than the girlies these days.


lew

[Edwards159]

it acts as a sun guard, and is meant to be better for the skin.

Ye thats what i was told aswell

[AC]

Does anyone else find these shemales annoying, or am I being over the top? Does old Bart need to stop being a dinosaur and get with the times? Or do these pansies just need a slap?

Mate, steer well clear of Bucks Chilterns Uni then. There are 'faahhhsands' of 'em. Even the Rugby team look like they've just stepped out of a beauty salon. Personally, I live by the old saying "You can't polish a turd"

All the best,
Ugly Bloke

[Pasha]

steer well clear of Bucks Chilterns Uni

Er... and that would be be the same establishment in who's Student Union bar you've been inviting the entire Troop to? Andy, these "tasty birds" you've been promising, they're just over-moisturised, brow-plucked shemales aren't they!

Pash

[andrew_s]

You should see bournemouth-it's absolutely full of them, the sad thing is they think there special but they all look the same

[AC]

steer well clear of Bucks Chilterns Uni

Er... and that would be be the same establishment in who's Student Union bar you've been inviting the entire Troop to? Andy, these "tasty birds" you've been promising, they're just over-moisturised, brow-plucked shemales aren't they!

Pash

Still an improvement on the under-moisturised, unplucked brow shemales in some parts of Wycombe (not thinking of anyone in particular ). Besides, whats that other popular saying... something about beggars and choosers? Mind you, i'm sure REME would love it down there.

[Hyperlithe]

If it makes any of you feel better, most women prefer a bloke who spends less time in the bathroom than we do. Now I have no objections to a bloke using moisturiser, hair products and nice aftershave, but anything else is overkill. I don't want to go out with a guy who's prettier than me, I'll get an inferiority complex!
And I don't want to have to fight for the bathroom in the morning, unless it's a pillow-fight, then I might have a chance of winning!

[snyder]

A few of my mates have long mullet style hair.

Is this part of the British fascination with American country music? The times I've been over to the UK I have been surprised at the popularity of lowbrow U.S. cultural totems like rap and country and (horror of horrors) Budweiser and Burger King. And now you're saying that the mullet has crossed the pond? What's next, NASCAR, professional wrestling, double-wide "manufactured homes" and the Jerry Springer show?

[Hyperlithe]

I watch the wrestling, get some of my best pillowfight moves from RAW! Also I think The Rock's rather nice.
Big muscly men in tight trousers? Why wouldn't anyone want to watch it?

[Tab]

I think the same thing was said about the Teddy Boys of the 50's, then again about the flower power people of the 60's with there long hair and funny clothes, it is just a part of life rich circle. Things would be rather boring if every just did the same thing year in and year out, my we would have nothing to moan about.

[lew]

A few of my mates have long mullet style hair.

Is this part of the British fascination with American country music? The times I've been over to the UK I have been surprised at the popularity of lowbrow U.S. cultural totems like rap and country and (horror of horrors) Budweiser and Burger King. And now you're saying that the mullet has crossed the pond? What's next, NASCAR, professional wrestling, double-wide "manufactured homes" and the Jerry Springer show?

Budweiser is a beer for pussies king of beers? King of piss coloured water!!! The stuff is horrible. If you want to eat in burger king you have to be well versed in Croatian or kosovon (sp), nascar is here already, although its called something different, and our drivers are better, there aren’t as many crashes professional wrestling? Good athletes, but id love to see how many would last in a professional rugby match. Jerry Springer has been here for years. He even had his own show at one point, but it didn’t take off as well as we don’t have inbreeds who want to marry their horse.

lew