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Chat up lines... that don't work!
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 3:18 am
by AC
'ey up Ladies and Gents,
Just a quickie thread on chat-up lines, should be good for a giggle!
Gents: What's the worst/most ill-recieved chat-up line you've ever used?
Ladies (I know there are a few of you around here!): What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Lads, judging by the reaction of the young lady whom my interests were focussed upon tonight, never, ever try the old "I'd like to shunt you like a freight train" line no matter how pissed you are!
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 4:43 am
by Frank S.
"Do you want to see something swell?"
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 8:04 am
by Artist
What do you do in your spare time love, cross yer legs!?
I'm a helicopter pilot.
Do you enjoy the thrill of sex with a stranger?
And the all time classic said by a Bootneck to a rather rotund, less than visually perfect Lady in Guz once.
"Most of the blokes reckon your a right ugly fat cow but I'm willing to let it pass, OK?" (she gave him a right kicking!)
Artist
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 8:51 am
by BenChug
Lick your finger then touch them with said finger and say "Lets get you out of those wet clothes."
And my personal favorite "You really look hot while I'm drunk."
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 10:38 am
by always go commando
does this smell like chloroform?
can i stand here?
your mate won't shag me will you?
do you come here ofter? no? do you want to?
alright love, ya know i've got a thing for fat birds.
the best chat up line ever is "can you imagine if a panda walked in to this room with a knife and the.... walked back out" don't ask, but it got a reaction, and thats all i was looking for.
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 1:02 pm
by I love beasting
Walk up to a girl at the bar..."do you want me to go down"
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 1:44 pm
by HavocIRL
Walk over and look her up and down 3 times from head to toe then say "Nice shoes, wanna f@#k?"
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 5:03 pm
by El Prez
For a fat bird you don't sweat much do you.
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 5:23 pm
by Henke
Beckon them towards you with your finger..
When they come over you say, 'I knew that if i fingered you long enough you'd come!'
As a boxer, the best chat up line ever is to say that you've got a fight coming up and can't have sex for 2 weeks. Guaranteed to work everytime!
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 6:18 pm
by lew
Most cringe making one I cant think of is...
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven...
Heard this used by my friend and it actually worked
... I’ve got a really small penis but am egar to please
Can I buy you a drink or give you the money for that one...
lew
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 6:44 pm
by Tab
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 7:34 pm
by rambo
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
reaction: ahh thats cute
And landed on your face!!
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 7:48 pm
by ashley
Stare and say "...it's not going to suck itself."
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 8:13 pm
by got1
" Lie down I think I love you."
Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 8:22 pm
by Andy O'Pray
Come and get me, I'm full of babies.
Really smooth Royal.
Aye - Andy.