Er, not quite, but John Howard might stand more chanceit seems you were the only one to notice.
The Right Honourable, The Leader of the Opposition down here, whinging little twat called Simon Crean has just been ousted. His replacement, Mark Latham, has called Johnny an " arse-licker" a" suck-hole" and on several occasions, has stated that(in his opinion, and not the oficial opinion of either the moderators or site admin) Johnny is hanging out of the Queen`s arsehole, whatever that may mean. He often gave Dubya a right c*nting off, and was singularly unimpressed by Dubya`s reasons for giving that Sadam bloke a hard time. All under parliamentary priveledge, of course. In a recent late-night disagreement over the fare, he fought with a taxi driver, breaking the driver`s arm. Johnny Howard has suddenly got a contender. Any politician capable of breaking a man`s arm sounds like a good bloke to Aussie ears The fact that he left his missus and is shacked up with some sheila, and likes a drink or three, is what will swing it for Aussie voters
Why don`t we have politicians like this in Westminster? I can`t imagine Mikey Howard sticking the head in, or getting a hammer lock on a geezer and breaking his arm. Imagine him threatening to "nut" the cult, or saying to Johnny two Jags that he`d be done up like a kipper, son, if he didn`t shut up "You`re a big man, Johnny, but you`re out of shape and I do this for a living, son" Or the delightfull Ms Widecombe rolling about on the floor of the House in a cat-fight with that ugly cow with no hair(Beckit?) saying,"take that, you slapper"
Haven`t we got any real hard men anymore? Are we reduced to Mikey Howard or Portiloo, or even worse, Ken" fat bastard" Clarke.