Am I a 'nice guy' ?

[Cronkilla]

Tonight i walked a girl home (that i met tonight) about 4 miles out of ,my way(5 miles too her house). When i got to her house she asked for a hug so i obligied then said bye. No more,no kiss,no 'coffee', nothing. What the hell is up with me,im a lad (18) i should have tried following her inside but im too 'nice'. Damm my politeness. Then again maybe ill see her again and well have something better than a one night stand. Well im sure some of you 'old ones' with daughters wish they would meet someone like me but its beginning to get on my frickin nerves. Well another rant from me,any ideas/comments ?

[Archie]

It seems the IA for a run ashore has been lost on you.

Now write this down and don't mess it up again.......

A good run ashore consists of


Beer



Big eats




Bag off




Back on board....



That's all there is to it, if you can't manage all 4 at least give it your best shot. Remember, nice guys get plums.

[Artist]

Prior to the beer never forget the 5 S's

SH*T
SHOWER
SHAMPOO
SHAVE
aSHORE.

Don't beat about the bush just ask her sommut like:

"Do you want to see my Willey?" If she says yes yer IN!

Artist

[Archie]

Don't beat about the bush just ask her sommut like:

"Do you want to see my Willey?" If she says yes yer IN!

If she replies in the negative tell her "You'll need to shut your eyes then."

[Artist]

Archie

If you get any lower you'll drop of the coupon.

Cronkilla

Another little line is "Any chance of a sh*g?" One answer will confirm whether your in. The other might get you on the Sex Offenders list if she dials 999.

Artist

[Pasha]

Then again…

You could ask her if she wants a sh*g, and if she says 'no' ask her if she minds lying down while you have one.
Regards mate

Pasha

[JR]

Typical Royal straight to the Point 'Get ya kit off' lets face it there are an awfull lot of absentee Fathers knocking about,(dont tell em your name Pike).Aye JR

[RobInDaUK]

If she replies in the negative tell her "You'll need to shut her eyes then."

LOL!! Archie that was er...very creative

[RobInDaUK]

I also thought that chics didn't like to be called chics

[Shoulderholster]

Gronkiller
Snuggle up to her in the dark and put your "old man" in her hand.If she says "no thanks,I've just put one out" get yerself off home.
And don't tread in any white dog shite on the way.
SH
Just had a thought,perhaps white dog shite was created by boffins during WW2 so that you didn't tread in it during the blackout.

[HopeToBeaMarine]

Gronkiller
Snuggle up to her in the dark and put your "old man" in her hand.If she says "no thanks,I've just put one out" get yerself off home.
And don't tread in any white dog shite on the way.
SH
Just had a thought,perhaps white dog shite was created by boffins during WW2 so that you didn't tread in it during the blackout.

what the f@#k!?

havent seen white dog shit in years.........
wheres it gone?

[RobInDaUK]

Gronkiller
Snuggle up to her in the dark and put your "old man" in her hand.If she says "no thanks,I've just put one out" get yerself off home.

You speaking from past experience there Shoulderholster?

[Andy O'Pray]

Gronkiller, are you for real?

What is your name sir?

Dick! Do you like it?

Aye - Andy.

[Sticky Blue]

In todays age of Political Correctness you have to tread carefully... "Rape", "Date Rape" are not nice accusations. When I was driving taxis part time I was asked if I fancied a shag... I made light of it and said 'No' without hurting her feelings. I was sober and she was fairly well oiled, imagine wht she could have said.

Cronk, did you get her number? If not why not? You could have called her back and she'd have seen you as a nice guy. There is more to life then hopping on a bit of totty for some bedroom gymnastics. I'd rather get to know them first. If you ever meet my daughter I hope you will conduct yourself in the same manner as you did the other night... if you didn't I have room in the display cabinet of those who have failed my 'audition' to date my daughter!

[Andy O'Pray]

Sticky, Do you mean to tell us that you have a testicle collection?