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adverts which p*ss you off

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Currently mine is the bloody Asda 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.' :evil: :evil: :evil: I am this ..... far away from kicking the screen in!

AJ, please PM me your home address so's I can furnish you with a 'Moonpig' Christmas card. :wink:

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The M & S adverts with all the amazing food that looks so good but that i cant afford. :evil:
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I HATE MOONPIG. The women who sang 'moon piggg' should hang her head in shame, that she should be that desperate for money that she thinks she has the right to annouy me to that extent. For their adverts i would recommend nobody buys anything from them. Then perhaps they realize what a mistake they have made and be to poor to make another 'nails on a chalkboard' advert. Only then will i be happy. The pigs head will be in my sausages. Even a part of the singers body in my sausages will surfice.
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Nicole Kidman. :roll:



The Iceland shite with Kerry Catona and the Nolan bint. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Moon pig does me tits in. :o
Then there are all the aftershave/perfume adverts, which I find quite annoying, especially as I go buy it on how it smells, not on how good the tv advert is. And what is with all these perfumes by celebrities? I'm not going to buy something because it's got someones name on it.
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Sarah Jessica Parker for one.
She's got too many names, and she doesn't look lovely at all!
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Quite agree, Hypes. She's got a big lump on her face and she's as ugly as f*ck.

Lovely? My fat arse!
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Sheila's wheels, The producers are just finding any old shit that rhyme, as well as making the tune ridiculously loud pink and lets face it... it makes you want to kill those women.
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Who's looking at her face?

Sorry,sexist remark....
I'll behave in future.
You don't have a fat ass flighty,rather trim last time I saw it.

Ermmm...That didn't type the way I meant it.
I meant the last time I saw you.........
I'm going to stop digging :D
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BRRRRRINNNNNGGGGG...... [guitar chord]
"We met in winter.... and we fell in love...."
[pitty-patty cardboard box drums come in]...

Don't even care what they're selling, annoying bloody tune!!!
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