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Anyone Else Noticed ....... ?
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:09 pm
by flighty
That Doc and Hostage Negotiator have been remarkable by their absence the last few days?
Surely, there is no skulduggery afoot?
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:13 pm
by Artist
Jayne
They were swopping spit this morning!
Well maybe not spit but the terrible two were at each others throats as per normal.
I don't know. A Matelot and a Crabfat, both the same sex, will it work? PASS ON THAT!
Artist
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:15 pm
by flighty
H_N, you philanderer, you!
Who will guard my honour now that you are on the other bus?
Jayne (No kisses for you, you swine)
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:18 pm
by Artist
Truth be told Jayne they were talking about............ JOGGING together!
What is Jogging please anybody?
Artist
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:24 pm
by flighty
Whilst reposing outside a watering hole last night we saw a few folk indulging in this 'jogging' malarky.
Looked a damned silly pastime to me as they shuffled PAST said boozer instead of calling in for a dandelion and burdock which is what we normal folk do.
Wouldn't catch
me doing it, that's for sure.
Jayne x
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:43 pm
by Artist
The guy who "Invented" Jogging died Jogging!
I'll stick to a Motor even if my passenger shits a brick when I go fast!!!
Artist
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 9:56 pm
by flighty
It does shift a bit, your motor.
But, hey, after a few sherberts and a re-run of U2 on the radio, who gives a monkey's!
Jayne xxx
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 10:55 pm
by Doc
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:04 pm
by flighty
Pah!
A likely story! We know what you've been up to .... got the pics and everyfink.
How's the chafing? Tea Tree Oil is my recommended remedy.
Jayne xxx
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:11 pm
by Doc
Im going outside.................I maybe sometime
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:15 pm
by flighty
Good rubbing, that man!
(I was lying about the webcam.
)
Jayne x
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:46 pm
by flighty
Was away to me pit just then but, coincidentally, the last bottle of Carlsberg winked at me from within the confines of the fridge ..... just as H_N logged on.
So, then, Gaz ...... wot you been up to?
You are amongst friends here, mate. Spill 'em! Your secrets are safe with us!
Jayne xxxx
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:52 pm
by flighty
And there's the answer, chaps. On and off in a matter of minutes!
Doc ...... H_N ....... you little tinkers, you.
Jayne .
Posted: Tue 21 Jun, 2005 11:58 pm
by Hostage_Negotiator
There are some people on here who should
FARKIN STANDBY!
Honestly I go away for 5 mins and what do I get (apart from associated with the Queer Matelot Care Bear!) nothing but abuse! For the information of Jayne, Pseudo Painter and Gay Bandy I was at Peterborough Mil Hosp Wg. seeing if they can rebuild my arm so's I can get back to the real world! No suprise tho' to hear about the Quack being in the closet! He's like a farkin cuckoo...in....out....in.....out!
