Re-introduction...

[JulesB]

Hello...my name is Jules, you may have noticed me on here.

I would like to re-introduce myself as no longer being a booties pash. But I am now a potential black rat, as I had a successful though extremely terrifying interview on Saturday afternoon.

If you would all like me to vacate the site now, seeing as I am neither, old nor bold, guilty by association, nor a wannabe, then I quite understand.

I would not be so arrogant as to set this choice to you in the form of a poll, but fairs fair, I'll go if you want me to. It is a military forum after all...and I now have no military connections.

And in case you're wondering, he really did exist, but giving his proper name out on here would be a bit childish and like sour grapes wouldnt it! However, my nickname for him - The Scarlet Pimpernel - kinda says it all doesnt it?!

[lew]

Whats a black rat ???

[Rogue Chef]

Ahoy there Jules!
Sorry to hear about your domestics, these things happen. For what my opinion is worth I say stick around, you're part of the furniture.
There is one condition though, where did you get that little moving pic, and what is she doing?

[Sticky Blue]

No don't go... we'd all miss your bouncy jugs too much!!
Like I said... you are still guilty by association. How could the Pimpernell desert you, Biker bird, wino, and a nice bouncy pair... some people are never happy!

OUCH! No dear... not her real ones... the ones in the little picture here... OUCH... no it's not porn... look at the dear little chaps.

Gotta go, she's gone for me petrol tank!!

[JulesB]

Whats a black rat ???

A Traffic copper...

[Andy O'Pray]

Jules,

In order to give you legitimacy, I will be your old and bold pen pal, so drop me a quick PM and you will be legitimate. No worries, I am 8,000 miles away. Come to think of it, join forces with Marina.

Aye - andy.

[JulesB]

There is one condition though, where did you get that little moving pic, and what is she doing?

I cant remember which free avatar site I got her from, sorry, although I did type 'free avatar' into Google and found her there.... I did try looking again today but didnt see any familiar sites... She was the one who looked most like me though....

I think she trying to seperate them in this oppressive sticky heat!

[JulesB]

If me and the alpine fairy are both single now, do you think we both could cash in on this unexpected downturn in our love lives?

heh heh heh

[sophia]

I`m still waiting for him to come and get me.
Lord knows I`ve picked him back up enough times.
Hes a tad emotionally retarded bless, but failing a
heroic reunion I`ll be finding out what train hes on to
Lympstone Comando so that he can see his dirty laundry
fly past the window as he leaves.

Congrats on sucessful interview and ur coping better than me

:flirt:... ... :kissing2:...

[Shoulderholster]

Jules
Don't even think about it babe.Your part of our frustrated lives now!.
Besides I had plans for a charity baked bean wrestling event between you and Sophia (did I say that out loud?).
Anyway with your TA connections you have every right to be on here.
SH

[JulesB]

Ok then, I'll stay. You have all persuaded me to stay with your warmth and love and perverted ideas!

SH - Ok then Im game. But only if you promise they will be Heinz......

[1812USMarine]

I would be most honored to provided an ample supply of our finest Boston Baked Beans... If I can officiate...

I remain
Y'r most humble and obedient servant,


JD

[JulesB]

OK, so we need a referee.... two coaches (not minibus types, you know what I mean..)....two semi naked men to wipe us down at the end of each round, and another almost naked bootie to parade around with big cards with 'Round 1'..2..etc on.

So thats 6 jobs for the boys, if you can think of anymore then youre most welcome to join in!

[Mike]

Oh My God....................I've just had a dickie fit! First you say you're leaving and I think...... 'How can I last after 0400 when on nightwatch'?
Then you say you'll stay.......PLEASE....
Now its a wrestling bout in a pool of baked beans.... the palpitations are too strong, a shower is in order..... Please continue................... TALK dirty.

I volunteer to do the wiping down

Love yr honey, nooooooooo shit............................................. £2.10d

[barryc]

Jules,

You are liable to make a few old men very excited, red faced and perspiring, just before they clutch their chests and expire with a heart attack. Have a care you young jezebel, or are you secretly in the employ of a national chain of undertakers?

Still you can't be all bad, you are a Biker Babe, hope to see you, and others if we can all agree on a RV at Silverstone.


Barry