Want to join the army, have a slight problem

[richardL]

Before I say this I am serious and this is not a wind up.

Whenever I take a leak I cannot do it with someone near me. I do not know why at all but it is bloody annoying. I don't have any problems walking around naked in front of other men but for some reason I cannot piss when some one is near me. Does anyone else have this problem? I can see this as being a sure fire way to being ridiculed, on this forum and potentially in the army too.

I have heard that during BT someone stands right next to you whilst you give them a sample of your piss. What if I can't do it then! This really sucks. Has anyone else had this problem?

[Chappy]

The 28 Types of People You Meet in the Men's Room
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepage ... throom.htm



Your timid according to the above article. Your lucky, I`m FRIVOLOUS!

'Upppppppp and doooooownnn, whas tha? O pube, waaash it away'

[CharliePowell]

for some reason that had me in sticthes. you know the silent ones where you acnnot laugh loud. Im in an office pretenmding to work and trying very hard not to laugh out loud.

Funniest thing ive read in ages.....

"17. LITTLE:

Stands on box, falls in, drowns"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

[Jason The Argonaut]

That had me lLaughing to KlinkKlank ,

15. EFFICIENT:

Waits until he has to crap, then does both. (That will be the Germans then.)

It's happened to me a couple of times, all I can say is think of Niagara Falls, works sometimes.

[mercury]

Don't worry about it RichardL , I have the same problem and so do a million other blokes. You have a timid bladder , so what ?

During your medical exam you will have to give a piss sample but ISTR nursey was kind enough to let yu do it in the heads, after all who wants a stream of squaddie piss all over the recruiting office floor ?

[Vladek]

I'm Timid too

I mean I do a lot of Hill walking and have no problem pissing in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hills and people walking past me on the path, or looking down from the mountain, i mean it is huge But i just can't piss in a urinal, i end up standing there with my nob out not being able to go!

[Chris]

im 10. CHILDISH:

Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

and

11. SNEAKY:

Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed.

[cosmo]

its because your not confident with yourself. i used to be like that, till i realised that mine is bigger than most peoples (or so i believe), hehe.

[Gazza85]

Dont worry about it, i get timid every so often. Just tell yourself your not moving till your done. Gets me going.

[Tab]

If you think that can be embarrassing wait till you have a short arm inspection in the Middle of the Square. At times while we where on parade
the MO would turn up and take a short arm inspection, you would have to drop your trousers and under wear and the MO would come along with his pencil and lift your dick up with it to see if there was any discharge from it. Now if you had used all the right gear and signed the book you just got away with a series of injections, but if you had failed to sign that book then on top of the injections you had a spell in the cells with out pay. All this took place in full view from the roads, by the time this happened to you, your shyness would have since gone.

[goldie ex rmp]

For those of you who dont know i carry out mandatory drug testing which basicly means i get blokes to urinate in a pot after being strip searched and checked for any hidden bottles containing drug free urine. Some have what is now medicly called "shy bladder syndrome", which means that if im stood looking at them to make sure what goes in the pot came from the penis, they struggle which i suppose would be the same for me.
I find that the more the person worrys about it and the longer he takes the worse it gets for them so my advise to you would be to try to get it over with as quick as possible and try not to think about it, after a while it will become 2nd nature.

[Gazza85]

after a while it will become 2nd nature.

What you mean being able to go whenever or having people staring at your piece in a pot.

[Vladek]

I don't think its a cofindence issue, i mean i've got no problem getting me nob out, its just pissing in frount of people thats all

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Ive got the same problem

Except when im drunk, then stinky pinky coming out is a regular occourance. I dont know what causes it :s strange.

[Vladek]

Beer cures every thing though doesn't it