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Rob, i`m not smiling, I`m Beaming , see you later Flo, and i sleep on topEl Prez wrote:Kindness exemplified, but please not when there's an f in the month.
keeling you are a licentious barsteward............wrong......sorry, you are a lucky licentious barsteward.
Keep smiling Flo, it'll confuse and irritate your neighbours.
Clear lower decks HMS Tartar, Jimmy the one, standing on the hatch and about to let the Old Man talk to those mustered.......Shouts .......'If you can't hear at the back ........Put your hands up'!! Naval Wooperts.....Don't you just love em?
The Honourable Lord Mike of Loch Borralan
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.........................Because I AM Worth IT..xxxx.......Never Mistake Motion for Action
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Hey Flo, never swamped a pit in my life, i`ve always got up and used someones locker its so much closer than the headsflo wrote:Now come on, how the hell can i be a swamp rat, im a jenny not a bootneck. You lads get taught how to be one in phase 1 of training.bootneck wrote:FLO, your not a Swamper are you? do i need to bring a brollie...
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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What duck?
Pull the pin and count to what?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
I hope they speak English.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What duck?
Pull the pin and count to what?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
I hope they speak English.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Brill !
Laughed my b0llocks off reading that. I've said most of them in my life.
What does that make me?
Gore
Laughed my b0llocks off reading that. I've said most of them in my life.
What does that make me?
Gore
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."