Come on you CRABS!

[Spannerman]

Come on all you Biggles types, plonk a chock under the wheels, have a Tiger under a Banyan tree and drop a few words on this page, even the Matelots have more posts than the lighter blues, hows about redressing the balance?

[El Prez]

It's not a competition, but if there's money and beer involved, and birds, and .....
The Bootnecks are doing the 30 miler for charity next month, Sat 17th May. Any kind offers of sponsorship will be appreciated. Go to Royal Marines, Miscellaneous Discussions and look under 'Charity 30 miler then....' If you live locally and want to meet some of the guys and girls PM me and I'll send more deatils, or simply look at the admin notice on the same page.
We are aiming to give all monies received to charities that aid sufferers from PTSD, Cheques made payable to 'FVF' may be sent to me for forwarding, address by PM.
Scuttling the 30 miler has never been done, any takers?
Rob Parry

[The JaCkAl]

Is a tiger a beer?

[Cinders]

I dunno but I dont want to meet that Tiger on a dark night.
Right Garry looks like this will by home now. The smilies are great tho. :laola: Love that one.

[Spannerman]

Strewth I didn't know there were so many sidling crabs about, must be the XXXX getting to you guys down under, have one on me, beaut day here in Blighty, once a Pom always a Pom, g'day Sheila and Blue, where's my 'Roo too?

[harry hackedoff]

Gosh, Algy, another puff on that spliff, if you would. I haven`t a bally clue what these Erks are on about Remember Cologne, November 43? Made more sense than this lot, what?
Ginger, man, I an I, man, we sittin in dis kearr, smokin erb, ja rastafari, Sellassie ay, for true. Why ya wantin ta spoil tings all a time ,man. Whynya no relarkse? Dey`s all a bunch a rasclats ya naw.
Gosh, Algy, you have a wonderful way of putting things in perspective,old thing. Wish Biggles were here.
Man, ee got to do fifteen munts on de Class A supplyin charge, an tree munts on de importunin an gross indecency, ya naw dat.
Tally-ho, Algy, gotcha. Bad show, what?
Ginger, I an I bin friends long enuff man, ya naw. Deys sumptin I`s got ta say man. Loose de hair product, man, it makes me spliff taste of brill creem ya naw.
Roger, what. Algy old thing, what exactly is a "rasclat"? Is it the same as a "bombaclat?"
When ya get up in de mornin, look in de mirror. Deys both a lookin back at you man

Aye, man, Harry Sellassie I

[Spannerman]

Harry

You bin on the ganja mon? A lot of grass here, bit green mon though.

Rasta Highly Selassie
The King of the Lions

[El Prez]

Harry's people have 'gundawindy gorilla grass' as a prime example of why Buffalo eat grass. Ever seen a stressed Buffalo, no, me neither. Wow man!

[Spannerman]

Prez

Ever tried skating in a buffalo herd, I think Roger Miller was on a high when he wrote that song, brilliant though! :infinity:

[Midshipman786]

Come on all you Biggles types, plonk a chock under the wheels, have a Tiger under a Banyan tree and drop a few words on this page, even the Matelots have more posts than the lighter blues, hows about redressing the balance?

i think uv just summed up the current state of Crab Air mate