Sunman on Invisible.

sunman · Post by **sunman** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 1:04 pm

Had a good night last night after receiving a little
card from The Captain and Officers of the Wardroom
HMS Invincible requesting the Pleasure of My Company
for cocktails on board.
The ship arrived yesterday here in Tenerife so I duly
obliged along with some friends.
Good to be back onboard with little or no restrictions lol.
Jack supplying the G and Ts and me slipping in a few dits.
Suprised how many Jennys on Board.
Allowed to smoke on the flight deck in between a couple of Harriers.
Memories flodding back whilst watching the Sunset ceremony.And
later back ashore having a meal with my oppos watching Jolly Jack,
Probably half a messdeck going ashore behaving like football hooligans singing songs and already p·····sed up.Great Evening.
Suffering today mind you.Uuuuugggghhhhh.

Aye Sunman

Cheers Jack :drinking:

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North Sea Tigress · Post by **North Sea Tigress** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 1:52 pm

Ron,

You may well have seen my bezzie oppo, the Lovely Leonie. She is the POWrn Metoc on the Invince. Glad you had a good time.

Magz

sunman · Post by **sunman** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 4:07 pm

Magz,
that wouldn't be Longlegs Leonie would it.
Last seen last night chasing Jack along the
seawall clutching a gross box of the chemists
finest shouting 'Hey boys you forgot these'.

Self inflicted wound,still a chargeable offence
Im sure.
Only joking magz.I may well have done but
you should have told me before I went.
BTW for those who don't know a Gross is 144 in old money.
Aye Sunman

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harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 4:12 pm

Sunman, you never said how you managed to wangle that. Did Sticks` mates have the white gear on

Glad you enjoyed yerself mate

Like I said, Elmer didn`t even reply to our request

Aye,

sunman · Post by **sunman** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 4:27 pm

Harry,
when your as influential as I am on Foreign soil mate
you get invited to everything.
As you know Im the chairman of our merry band of
former servicemen here so it is imperative that I get
on these little jolleys.
Stickys Mates there was only 1 Royal on board Bert
and he was on the fiddle.BndC/Sgt.
Playing with a wren on the organ and jack doing an
Eric Clapton impersonation.
I went over to talk to him but on my approach he launched
into some old sea shanty on his fiddle,as my glass was nearing sandy bottoms,I thought Bo*****cks mate and went for a refill.
Didnt see him again all night.
or much else for that matter.

Aye Sunman

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 4:48 pm

playing with a wren on the organ

Was this in the heads, or the Wardroom

It was that kind of "do", was it

sunman · Post by **sunman** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 4:53 pm

Thought that would get that
reaction Harry.
Aye Sunman

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Rogue Chef · Post by **Rogue Chef** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 5:32 pm

Ahoy there Sunman!

Playing with a wren on the organ

I'm not having that! Yellow card!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 5:58 pm

Cock and arse party?

How were the weaners? My goodness you must be a smooth bit off kit!?

Artist

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 02 Oct, 2003 6:21 pm

nice one Ron, hope you performed?

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 03 Oct, 2003 4:36 pm

Harry,
when your as influential as I am on Foreign soil mate

The only full-blooded Zulu Chief on Tenerife

Get`em down, you Zulu Warior

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 03 Oct, 2003 5:20 pm

Further to my last, as anyone who`s been to Tenerife knows, the streets are lined with real Zulus selling very expensive watches( second only to sellers of Timeshares in popularity) Ron has the concession for Rolex

Several years ago, I purchased a Tag Heuer for the knock-down sum of 250Ptas, "Asda price mate."
Me last afternoon at work in UK has me and the other Contract Manager sat in the boardroom with our director, talking through my jobs. Our director, public skoolboy

had the very same watch. `Ere, Mike, can I see yer watch, I`ve always wanted one of those. He takes off the watch and slides it down the table. I started to examine it ,closely. "Is it waterproof?" Oh, yes, down to 200m. " I dropped it in me glass of orange juice. "Don`t do that!" he screamed. "You said it was waterproof" says I, fishing it out. "Look at the workmanship in the bracelette, is it shockproof?" "Oh yes, I never take it off" says he. I then proceeded to smash the watch to bits on the boardroom table, "Naw, that`s not shockproof mate. You best take it back." He shit himself as fourteen hundred pounds worth of watch lay in bits on the table. My oppo was staring at me, open mouthed. I gathered up the bits and wrapped them in a serviette, which I slid back down the table to my boss. He was dumbstruck. Slowly, he opened the serviette to reveal his watch, undamaged. Best 250 Ptas I ever spent.

Aye,
PS Boy`s Own Book Of Magic, chaper three, "Palming" and watching Tommy Cooper came in handy

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Sat 04 Oct, 2003 3:21 am

Nice one harry, thought you might have slid yours back in one piece and kept his

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sat 04 Oct, 2003 11:54 am

I Too was waiting for that, Bootneck....My god your' a smoothy H....In Aden we used to buy all types of fake watches inc. rolex....I had one which was water proof........ had water in it .....as proof!

Aye

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Sat 04 Oct, 2003 1:13 pm

Boom Boom!! nice one Mike, don`t give up the day job though

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