Denial

[Bruce McDonald]

Its funny to see al-sareef on TV saying "no, no, saddam is in charge and the americans are no where hear here", when american tanks are within 30 minutes driving.

[Sticky Blue]

This bloke is a laugh a minute... My Mrs waits to see what he has to say next. She wants to kill him but the things he comes out with are comical!
Today's quotes:
Our forces have smashed the American forces at the Airport. It is now in our control, we will take you later maybe and show you! Yea really!

Our forces used unconvetional methods to kill the Americans but I can't tell you what they were as it was a suprise. A suprise to who?

Yesterday: Our forces are holding the americans 100 miles away fom baghdad. Today: We have taken back the airport. So the American forces obviously beat the heavily defended lines and the drove 78 miles in a day and took the airport

These mercinaries are not in Baghdad. Does anyone want to tell this to the tanks that were rolling through baghdad

He is quality! I quite enjoy listening to his bull as it is so funny. Our forces should wait until he is giving a news brief and go in and arrest him in front of the cameras. That would be funny listening to him trying to deny that!!

[Bruce McDonald]

Yes it would be a shame if he was no longer on TV, but while he is on it gives the troops the comic relief they need.

[TexasRanger]

LOL. My chick said the same thing. "Id shoot that guy myself if he wasnt such a joke. Everytime she hears his voice she runs into the room to watch "the minister" (what a poker player he is). Shes trying to get me to accept a wager that Old G.W. is gonna string him up by the short hairs once this war is over.


Reporter: "Minister Muhammad there are American soldiers surrounding the building.

Minister: No those are war criminals running for their lives in humiliation.

Reporter: But Mr. Minister they are everywhere and now they are coming into the building.

Minister: These mercenaries are trying to escape our forces and will soon be destroyed.

Reporter: Mr. Minister there are special forces men with guns to your head.

Minister: There are no soldiers within 100 miles of Baghdad. This is just a figment of your imagin...........BOOM!!!!

[Sticky Blue]

That's about it Tex!! I can't wait to see what the idiot has to say tomorow! One of the best bits today was when he showed the destroyed American tanks that the brave soldiers of Iraq had destroyed... They were T72's!! So how long has America been using these T72 tanks Tex... something you're not telling us?
The TV footage of the tanks in Baghdad was, of course, shot in a big American TV studios... Oh! He do make I larf!!
And another thing... what were these martyrdom things that took place, you know the secret ones, the ones that are such a well kept secret that nobody knows who has done what, too whom they have done it, where they did it or when!

Tex a simple confession about the USA using T72 tanks will do... it will stay amongst us infidel mercinarys... honest!

Roll on tomorow when he is on in the morning!!

[TexasRanger]

Half the time I thing we launch operations just to get a rise out of the guy. Fox puts him on every 5 minutes, with footage of what he says hasnt happened playing in a box beside him. Everytime its a clip of him denying that we have the airport there is a box with U.S. soldiers lazing around in the shade of the terminal.hehehe lol. It just gets me tickled thinking about it. Also, you ever notice how he refers to every thing about us as "humiliated". They were referring to the downed Apache as the "humiliated apache" everytime they mentioned it. As for our humiliated T72 divisions. We bought those from former Soviet sattelite countries in a feeble attempt to committ war crimes, posing as Iraqi fighters. It was a last ditch effort before we were humiliated and lost in the desert trying to attack airport mirages. The most priceless thing he has said so far was when he offered to let us surrender and promissed that we would be treated according to the Genenva conventions.

[Topper]

Even though this guy is part of Sadams regime, i think he realises the utter bs he is spewing, everytime he speaks at these press conferences he seems to have a half crazed wry-smile, as though he knows it is all cobblers and hes looking forward to his refuge flat in Burnley. Mind you the mind eyes and expressions are probably down to him being a psycopath.

[Sticky Blue]

I can't wait to see him in the morning!

he offered to let us surrender and promissed that we would be treated according to the Genenva conventions.

That fits in with the worlds greatest lies:
Yea, of course I love you
The cheque is in the post
Of course I won't ....... (I 'd better not put that one!)

[Sticky Blue]

Oh joy , Oh joy!! The minister for Lies Whoops information has just told us the latest truths!!
Now come on Tex, you must know this is the truth!!

"We have taken the airport back and have pushed the agressors back. We pound them with our heavy artillery and they run back further. Then they come back through the corridoor that we leave open, little at a time they come back to the airport and take pictures of them in the surrounding area saying they have control. These are their lies and I am just explaining to you the truth".

He makes me laugh!! I'm hoping he gets his own TV show after this... if there is a god he will be arrested on TV. Would you buy a second hand car from this man??

[harry hackedoff]

Sticks as I said to you, he should be on the comedy clubs circuit.
Bte he`s an animal on a run-ashore
Except, humiliatingly, he doesn`t drink.

[JR]

You know what lying 'Bastards' them Arabs are! I remember one in Port Said telling me his name was Jock McGregor. Aye JR

[TexasRanger]

Funny how this guy said that they were firing missles on the U.S. troops today despite the fact that we were over 100 miles from Baghadad just yesterday. He was even honest enough to show one of our burned out tanks (humiliated) with his goons standing around on top of it, hitting it with the bottoms of their shoes. Im wondering what manner of humiliation awaits us tomorrow. Here are some of my predictions for future claims by the minister.

1. "Yesterday two girls were able to bring down one American B52 by throwing rocks at it, the humiliated B52 pilots were captured by those girls and are being held as prisoner of war".

2. "President Boosh was realising he has lost the war. His mercenaries are humiliated. They are retreating. So Boosh is laying down on his belly for mercy from Sadam".

3. "Today, an American tanks divisions was defeated by chewing gum vendors in the city of Najaf. The American lost all their tanks, and had 3,600 casualties."

Anyway, what was up with those three motor boats in the river looking for the downed pilots? I think the guy on the back of the lead boat is the Iraqi Navys Rear Admiral.

Maybe when the war is over the minister and Peter Arnett can have a movie critic show like Siskel and Ebert. The Minister claiming that the new batman movie really illustrates the vitality and greatness of Sadam and Peter Arnett licking his testes in agreement.

[Rotary Booty]

TexasRanger

Your crystal balls are getting even bigger!

I almost feel sorry for the guy, and look forward to an American appearing behind him, as he tells us there are no longer any US Forces in Iraq!

Do you notice that he never shows his fingers, which are well and truly crossed.

[Peds]

nice accent, tex

[Sticky Blue]

Tex, outstandings accents.
If our friend he is on the television tomorow and he is saying these things you are writing we are knowing where he ees gettings them from!

I love the comment about never seeing his hands cos his fingers are crossed LOL. I'm not sure if he is reading from a script or making it up as he goes along.